Niles Silvers said: "Dollypop said: "Many years ago, I was at the infamous performance of CAMELOT, where Richard Burton was so damned drunk he couldn't get through the 1st scene, let alone the show. We stayed for the whole show (Richard Parry was an excellent replacement), mailed in our ticket stubs the next morning and got full refunds in the mail a few days later."
Oh brother, you stayed for the whole show, even enjoying his replacement; but yet, mailed in those ticket stubs. There's a name for people like you, it rhymes with creep."
We were driving home and heard on the radio that Lincoln Center was giving full refunds for the performance. That's when Icollected everyone's stubs and mailed them in the next morning. The radio even gave the address to mail them to.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)