"No Love for Kat, Joey? Is she as bland on stage as on screen?"
Actually, "Kat" is better live on stage than she is on screen.
I should have included her in my list of goddesses. I'm usually averse to putting female performers against each other: Ethel vs. Mary, Patti vs. Bernadette, Idina vs. Kristin, Kelli vs. Kristin...that sort of thing. I find it misogynistic.
But since the show actually did that and made it part of the plot, I feel that I can legitimately declare myself not only Team Ivy but Team Megan.
There is a certain zing or charisma or electric quality (or neediness) that certain stage performers or musical performers or comedy performers (or dramatic performers) can have that I respond to. Katherine McPhee has a beautiful and sometimes exciting voice, but she does not want me to love her or need me to love her or force me to love her...
I don't know exactly what it is. But every performer on that stage had it. Except "Kat."
(Now I feel awful.)