Some of the worst audience behavior I've recently experienced was at Salesman a couple of months ago. From the woman that multiple times for minutes on end used her cell phone light to look at her Playbill, to the women in front of me who seemed to think she was watching TV and reacting so loudly half the orchestra kept looking at her, to obvious picture taking, to more I chose to forget, it was a frustrating afternoon. ATG makes offering drinks such a priority, and they don't seem to let their ushers do anything to stop such behavior. Like, just wave a flashlight down the aisle, it's the least they can do, and it's really unfortunate they're not empowered to do so.
"Hey little girls, look at all the men in shiny shirts and no wives!" - Jackie Hoffman, Xanadu, 19 Feb 2008