#1
Posted: 3/11/11 at 11:06pm
I was at the first preview of Bengal Tiger at the Baghdad Zoo, so you can all suck it bitches. You all know what context I'm using the word bitches right? Like not like a female dog or domineering woman, but like when you're being a ****-a** faggot right?
If you think this type of humor is funny then by all means run out and buy a ticket for the matinee tomorrow. After Gruesome Playground Injuries I was nervous about seeing this play, but after being shortlisted for the Pulitzer I figured there must be something there. I know see why the committee ignored the recommendation and went with Next to Normal.
Robin Williams plays the title tiger character, but doesn't really have a leading role. The tiger is *SPOILER* killed in the first scene, and Williams haunts Baghdad and his killer the rest of the evening. I was almost instantly irritated with the dialogue. A lot of "ball-busting" between the US Military guys and angry, obnoxious yelling going on.
Typical example between a marine and his Iraqi (you speak Iraqi, right?) translator,
Translator: What does this word "bitch" mean?
Marine: You calling me a bitch?
Translator: No, no. I want to know what bitch means.
Marine: Why are you calling me a bitch!
(May not be exactly word for word, but my best I could do from memory)
There's little plot, but that doesn't seem to be the point. There are some ramblings about God; is he good, does he exist, plus of a lot of existential bulls**t that I truly cared less about.
It's sad that this is what passes for a good play, and I'm sure several of the critics will rave, but I thought it was pretty stupid and terrible.
On a side note, they missed many opportunities to add a few songs from The Secret Garden. Someone even said the line, "Come to My Garden," and wished Rebecca Luker would saunter out and give us a brief respite from the storm.
If you think this type of humor is funny then by all means run out and buy a ticket for the matinee tomorrow. After Gruesome Playground Injuries I was nervous about seeing this play, but after being shortlisted for the Pulitzer I figured there must be something there. I know see why the committee ignored the recommendation and went with Next to Normal.
Robin Williams plays the title tiger character, but doesn't really have a leading role. The tiger is *SPOILER* killed in the first scene, and Williams haunts Baghdad and his killer the rest of the evening. I was almost instantly irritated with the dialogue. A lot of "ball-busting" between the US Military guys and angry, obnoxious yelling going on.
Typical example between a marine and his Iraqi (you speak Iraqi, right?) translator,
Translator: What does this word "bitch" mean?
Marine: You calling me a bitch?
Translator: No, no. I want to know what bitch means.
Marine: Why are you calling me a bitch!
(May not be exactly word for word, but my best I could do from memory)
There's little plot, but that doesn't seem to be the point. There are some ramblings about God; is he good, does he exist, plus of a lot of existential bulls**t that I truly cared less about.
It's sad that this is what passes for a good play, and I'm sure several of the critics will rave, but I thought it was pretty stupid and terrible.
On a side note, they missed many opportunities to add a few songs from The Secret Garden. Someone even said the line, "Come to My Garden," and wished Rebecca Luker would saunter out and give us a brief respite from the storm.
Marie: Don't be in such a hurry about that pretty little chippy in Frisco.
Tony: Eh, she's a no chip!