Kitara Ravache Claimed She Produced SPIDER-MAN On Broadway

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 2/3/23 at 5:28pm

GURL.

[blaxx]

Posted: 2/3/23 at 6:18pm

If I was to make up a story about producing a Broadway show....

Surprised they didn't say they produced BKLYN.

[songanddanceman2]

Posted: 2/3/23 at 6:37pm

I would say why lie about THIS show?

However it makes sense. It was a media story, it was dramatic, he had to be involved somehow. The man is a sociopath. 

[uncageg]

Posted: 2/3/23 at 8:28pm

It's time for this boy to fall from the sky.

[shocktheatre]

Posted: 2/3/23 at 8:28pm

I am running out of insults for this looney.

[Jarethan]

Posted: 2/3/23 at 9:09pm

Who is he?

 

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 2/3/23 at 10:14pm

uncageg said: "It's time for this boy to fall from the sky."

Won’t happen unless he’s arrested and sentenced. Even if he’s indicted, he won’t be expelled, McCarthy needs his vote too much.

[Call_me_jorge]

Posted: 2/3/23 at 10:23pm

Jarethan said: "Who is he?

"

At this point he doesn’t even know

[Dylan Smith4]

Posted: 2/3/23 at 10:33pm

I just can't with him! I can't even believe that George Santos even is his real name!

[Bill Snibson]

Posted: 2/3/23 at 11:01pm

At this point what hasn't she done. Pretty sure he kicked the winning goal for multiple World Cups. Get him out of Congress already!

[uncageg]

Posted: 2/3/23 at 11:19pm

Jordan Catalano said: "uncageg said: "It's time for this boy to fall from the sky."

Won’t happen unless he’s arrested and sentenced. Even if he’s indicted, he won’t be expelled, McCarthy needs his vote too much."

I know. Was just making the connection to the show with the song lyrics.

 

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 2/3/23 at 11:40pm

Ha! I didn’t even catch that lololol

[JasonC3]

Posted: 2/4/23 at 12:40am

Someone on All that Chat said Santos will next tell us he was the inspiration for Sunday in the Park with George.

[B212323]

Posted: 2/4/23 at 2:49am

But that would mean he was 13 when Spider Man started rehearsals. I'm more concerned he can't count. 

[RippedMan]

Posted: 2/4/23 at 3:04am

I don't understand how this person is still in office and making decisions. 

[BroadwayRox3588]

Posted: 2/4/23 at 6:29am

Next he'll be playing quarterback for the Chiefs in the Super Bowl.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 2/4/23 at 10:38am

B212323 said: "But that would mean he was 13 when Spider Man started rehearsals. I'm more concerned he can't count."

Google says he was born in 1988 which means he was 22 when the show started in 2010.

[darquegk]

Posted: 2/4/23 at 11:04am

He originated the title roles in Oklahoma, Carousel and The Color Purple. (That’s a joke I’ve used in my bio before, but it fits him better.)

[BETTY22]

Posted: 2/4/23 at 11:43am

"Of all the tribulations the producers of Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark had to endure, we are very pleased, proud and relieved to report working with George Santos was not one of them," a show spokesperson told EW.

 

HOWLING 

[Huss417]

Posted: 2/4/23 at 12:01pm

Just in case anyone else has lost track of the lies. NY Mag has been keeping a running tally.

Here’s Every Single Lie Told by George Santos

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/02/the-everything-guide-to-george-santoss-lies.html

[GiantsInTheSky2]

Posted: 2/4/23 at 12:57pm

I guess I’m just lost on this lie…what was the desired outcome? “I am producing a Broadway musical that is bleeding money and a critical disaster” has never been a flex. Him and Garth should share a cell. 

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 2/4/23 at 3:12pm

Maybe she didn’t realize the show failed to turn a profit? How many people actually follow Broadway shows recouping outside of our little bubble?

[TheatreMonkey]

Posted: 2/4/23 at 3:43pm

Just wait; have y'all seen his Smule page?! Here's his (now) über ironic cover of "Cups (When I'm Gone)" from Pitch Perfect!

https://www.smule.com/recording/anna-kendrick-cups-when-im-gone/196394365_51493757

Or better yet..."Let It Go"

https://www.smule.com/recording/disneys-frozen-let-it-go/196394365_129162262

Updated On: 2/4/23 at 03:43 PM

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 2/4/23 at 3:57pm

C'mon Weissler's - here is your next Mary Sunshine!

[binau]

Posted: 2/4/23 at 4:17pm

Will Kitara Ravache in drag sing?

I never meant to make it such a mess
I never thought that it would go this far
So I just stand here sorry
Searching for something to say
Something to say
Words fail, words fail
There's nothing I can say

I guess I thought I could be part of this
I never had this kind of thing before
I never had that perfect girl
Who somehow could see the good part of me

Updated On: 2/4/23 at 04:17 PM