Kitara Ravache Claimed She Produced SPIDER-MAN On Broadway

[Jordan Catalano]

Kitara Ravache Claimed She Produced SPIDER-MAN On Broadway#1

Posted: 2/3/23 at 5:28pm

GURL.

[blaxx]

Kitara Ravache Claimed She Produced SPIDER-MAN On Broadway#2

Posted: 2/3/23 at 6:18pm

If I was to make up a story about producing a Broadway show....

Surprised they didn't say they produced BKLYN.

Listen, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it is "artistic". - JANICE

[songanddanceman2]

Kitara Ravache Claimed She Produced SPIDER-MAN On Broadway#3

Posted: 2/3/23 at 6:37pm

I would say why lie about THIS show?

However it makes sense. It was a media story, it was dramatic, he had to be involved somehow. The man is a sociopath. 

Namo i love u but we get it already....you don't like Madonna

[uncageg]

Kitara Ravache Claimed She Produced SPIDER-MAN On Broadway#4

Posted: 2/3/23 at 8:28pm

It's time for this boy to fall from the sky.

Just give the world Love. - S. Wonder

[shocktheatre]

Kitara Ravache Claimed She Produced SPIDER-MAN On Broadway#5

Posted: 2/3/23 at 8:28pm

I am running out of insults for this looney.

[Jarethan]

Kitara Ravache Claimed She Produced SPIDER-MAN On Broadway#6

Posted: 2/3/23 at 9:09pm

Who is he?

 

[Jordan Catalano]

Kitara Ravache Claimed She Produced SPIDER-MAN On Broadway#7

Posted: 2/3/23 at 10:14pm

uncageg said: "It's time for this boy to fall from the sky."

Won’t happen unless he’s arrested and sentenced. Even if he’s indicted, he won’t be expelled, McCarthy needs his vote too much.

[Call_me_jorge]

Kitara Ravache Claimed She Produced SPIDER-MAN On Broadway#8

Posted: 2/3/23 at 10:23pm

Jarethan said: "Who is he?

"

At this point he doesn’t even know

My father (AIDS) My sister (AIDS) My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS, AIDS, AIDS) The gays and the straights And the white and the spades

[Dylan Smith4]

Kitara Ravache Claimed She Produced SPIDER-MAN On Broadway#9

Posted: 2/3/23 at 10:33pm

I just can't with him! I can't even believe that George Santos even is his real name!

The idea is to work and to experiment. Some things will be creatively successful, some things will succeed at the box office, and some things will only - which is the biggest only - teach you things that see the future. And they're probably as valuable as any of your successes. -Harold Prince

[Bill Snibson]

Kitara Ravache Claimed She Produced SPIDER-MAN On Broadway#10

Posted: 2/3/23 at 11:01pm

At this point what hasn't she done. Pretty sure he kicked the winning goal for multiple World Cups. Get him out of Congress already!

[uncageg]

Kitara Ravache Claimed She Produced SPIDER-MAN On Broadway#11

Posted: 2/3/23 at 11:19pm

Jordan Catalano said: "uncageg said: "It's time for this boy to fall from the sky."

Won’t happen unless he’s arrested and sentenced. Even if he’s indicted, he won’t be expelled, McCarthy needs his vote too much."

I know. Was just making the connection to the show with the song lyrics.

 

Just give the world Love. - S. Wonder

[Jordan Catalano]

Kitara Ravache Claimed She Produced SPIDER-MAN On Broadway#12

Posted: 2/3/23 at 11:40pm

Ha! I didn’t even catch that lololol

[JasonC3]

Kitara Ravache Claimed She Produced SPIDER-MAN On Broadway#13

Posted: 2/4/23 at 12:40am

Someone on All that Chat said Santos will next tell us he was the inspiration for Sunday in the Park with George.

[B212323]

Kitara Ravache Claimed She Produced SPIDER-MAN On Broadway#14

Posted: 2/4/23 at 2:49am

But that would mean he was 13 when Spider Man started rehearsals. I'm more concerned he can't count. 

[RippedMan]

Kitara Ravache Claimed She Produced SPIDER-MAN On Broadway#15

Posted: 2/4/23 at 3:04am

I don't understand how this person is still in office and making decisions. 

[BroadwayRox3588]

Kitara Ravache Claimed She Produced SPIDER-MAN On Broadway#16

Posted: 2/4/23 at 6:29am

Next he'll be playing quarterback for the Chiefs in the Super Bowl.

[Jordan Catalano]

Kitara Ravache Claimed She Produced SPIDER-MAN On Broadway#17

Posted: 2/4/23 at 10:38am

B212323 said: "But that would mean he was 13 when Spider Man started rehearsals. I'm more concerned he can't count."

Google says he was born in 1988 which means he was 22 when the show started in 2010.

[darquegk]

Kitara Ravache Claimed She Produced SPIDER-MAN On Broadway#18

Posted: 2/4/23 at 11:04am

He originated the title roles in Oklahoma, Carousel and The Color Purple. (That’s a joke I’ve used in my bio before, but it fits him better.)

[BETTY22]

Kitara Ravache Claimed She Produced SPIDER-MAN On Broadway#19

Posted: 2/4/23 at 11:43am

"Of all the tribulations the producers of Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark had to endure, we are very pleased, proud and relieved to report working with George Santos was not one of them," a show spokesperson told EW.

 

HOWLING 

[Huss417]

Kitara Ravache Claimed She Produced SPIDER-MAN On Broadway#20

Posted: 2/4/23 at 12:01pm

Just in case anyone else has lost track of the lies. NY Mag has been keeping a running tally.

Here’s Every Single Lie Told by George Santos

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/02/the-everything-guide-to-george-santoss-lies.html

"I hope your Fanny is bigger than my Peter." Mary Martin to Ezio Pinza opening night of Fanny.

[GiantsInTheSky2]

Kitara Ravache Claimed She Produced SPIDER-MAN On Broadway#21

Posted: 2/4/23 at 12:57pm

I guess I’m just lost on this lie…what was the desired outcome? “I am producing a Broadway musical that is bleeding money and a critical disaster” has never been a flex. Him and Garth should share a cell. 

I am big. It’s the REVIVALS that got small.

[CATSNYrevival]

Kitara Ravache Claimed She Produced SPIDER-MAN On Broadway#22

Posted: 2/4/23 at 3:12pm

Maybe she didn’t realize the show failed to turn a profit? How many people actually follow Broadway shows recouping outside of our little bubble?

[TheatreMonkey]

Kitara Ravache Claimed She Produced SPIDER-MAN On Broadway#23

Posted: 2/4/23 at 3:43pm

Just wait; have y'all seen his Smule page?! Here's his (now) über ironic cover of "Cups (When I'm Gone)" from Pitch Perfect!

https://www.smule.com/recording/anna-kendrick-cups-when-im-gone/196394365_51493757

Or better yet..."Let It Go"

https://www.smule.com/recording/disneys-frozen-let-it-go/196394365_129162262

Updated On: 2/4/23 at 03:43 PM

[Jordan Catalano]

Kitara Ravache Claimed She Produced SPIDER-MAN On Broadway#24

Posted: 2/4/23 at 3:57pm

C'mon Weissler's - here is your next Mary Sunshine!

[binau]

Kitara Ravache Claimed She Produced SPIDER-MAN On Broadway#25

Posted: 2/4/23 at 4:17pm

Will Kitara Ravache in drag sing?

I never meant to make it such a mess
I never thought that it would go this far
So I just stand here sorry
Searching for something to say
Something to say
Words fail, words fail
There's nothing I can say

I guess I thought I could be part of this
I never had this kind of thing before
I never had that perfect girl
Who somehow could see the good part of me

Give me claws and a hunch, just away from this bunch.

Updated On: 2/4/23 at 04:17 PM