The genius set designer Boris Aronson once described Arthur Laurents's Secret to Life as (1) always have a Villain to blame things on and (2) always have a Victim to punish.
When the Villain and the Victim can be made to be the same person, Aronson explained, Arthur is at his most happiest.
When it came to the 2003 revival, Bernadette was miscast and quite bad in the role until she had been playing it for several months. But Arthur had signed off on her casting, so he couldn't blame her.
Sam Mendes was the obvious choice for both Villain AND Victim. Poor Sam Mendes had no idea what was about to hit him. Hell hath no fury like Arthur Laurents on a tear.
Given that Mendes had made a few bona fide directorial missteps, and given that Arthur had directed the production himself before, Arthur set about a campaign to undercut Mendes's authority in the production and impugn his talent and integrity in the eyes of the cast, the producers, the New York theater world and the industry press.
The campaign worked, and Arthur's acting notes started filtering in to the cast. As Bernadette became more self-assured in the role (although still miscast), Arthur delighted in telling one and all, "Sam nearly RUINED her performance until I came in and saved it."
But the meanest things Arthur said about Sam Mendes were not the things he said behind Sam's back. They were the things he said to Sam's face. Arthur would give Sam notes after the previews.
(Forgive me if I've told this story on BWW a dozen or so times before.)
After one last notes session during which Arthur went scene by scene and told Sam EVERYTHING that was wrong with the production, from the sets to the costumes to Bernadette's wrong-headed and vocally undistinguished performance, the usually self-assured Mendes was feeling particularly queasy.
"Well, Arthur," Mendes offered weakly, "didn't the stripper number get a big hand?"
"Sam," Arthur started, going in for the kill, "you could cast Saddam Hussein and his two sons as those strippers and you'd STILL get a big hand."
Who knows what evil lurks in the hear of Arthur Laurents? Yr pal Joey does.
Updated On: 8/5/10 at 11:57 PM