PHOTO: Kelly Osbourne as Matron "Mama" Morton...

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PHOTO: Kelly Osbourne as Matron "Mama" Morton...

Posted: 7/30/07 at 2:09pm

from this:




to this:


Wow! Growing up does change us in more ways than one. Her brother looks just as different as how we were first introduced to him via THE OSBOURNES on MTV:

then:


today:

#2

re: PHOTO: Kelly Osbourne as Matron 'Mama' Morton...

Posted: 7/30/07 at 2:11pm

Boy, they're really going for that "Mama Morton's the uber-dyke" vibe, aren't they?

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Posted: 7/30/07 at 2:17pm

She lost A LOT of weight. Good for her.

#4

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Posted: 7/30/07 at 2:17pm

She looks fantastic!

I am fascinated by the Osbournes. . .

#5

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Posted: 7/30/07 at 2:27pm

All I'm going to say is please do not forget the power of photoshop.

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Posted: 7/30/07 at 2:51pm

um. that doesnt even look like the same person.

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Posted: 7/30/07 at 2:52pm

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Posted: 7/30/07 at 2:53pm

#9

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Posted: 7/30/07 at 2:54pm

okay. that looks like her.
wow....so....she doesnt look like a child.

#10

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Posted: 7/30/07 at 2:55pm

Ooooh, that black man is YUMMY! I'd see it for him...

#11

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Posted: 7/30/07 at 2:59pm

Wow, those pictures are pretty hot. Good for her. I'm still not sure she is talented but she certainly has the look going on and looks very sexy in those pictures.

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#12

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Posted: 7/30/07 at 3:04pm

She looks amazing. I wouldn't be disappointed if she was in the cast.

#13

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Posted: 7/30/07 at 3:05pm

She looks fantastic! I kinda liked her last album, so I wasn't annoyed or anything when they said she'd be playing the role, but these pictures are very reassuring. I hope she comes to the states.

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Posted: 7/30/07 at 3:05pm

she looks like she uses leather, whips & chains for punishing the unruly prisoners.

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Posted: 7/30/07 at 3:48pm

She's way too young, anyways, Im really distracted by that guy's nipples.

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Posted: 7/30/07 at 3:55pm

I <3 DListed.com

#17

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Posted: 7/30/07 at 3:59pm

she looks like she is a lost cast member from Dance of the Vampires.

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Posted: 7/30/07 at 4:04pm

I want that top!

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#19

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Posted: 7/30/07 at 4:04pm

I hate stunt casting. That's all.

#20

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Posted: 7/30/07 at 4:23pm

Boy, Eve Ensler looks great!

#21

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Posted: 7/30/07 at 5:09pm

LOL!!!

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#22

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Posted: 7/30/07 at 5:23pm

She looks good!

I think it will work.

#23

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Posted: 7/30/07 at 5:44pm

She does like a little on the awesome side her Album "Sleeping In the Nothing" was a pretty good CD. She has a decent enough voice. I can't wait to see a review.

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Posted: 7/30/07 at 5:54pm

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#25

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Posted: 7/30/07 at 6:02pm

She DOES look good, but way too young! The words "Matron" and "Mama" are dead giveaways. They can maybe change the character's name to "Lil' Morton" or "Baby Girl Morton."

Or, the Weisslers can cast Dakota Fanning as Velma and Abigail Breslin as Roxie. And why not Aaron Carter as Billy Flynn. Then it will all look age-appropriate.

Updated On: 7/30/07 at 06:02 PM