I was at one of Rosemary Clooney's late cabaret appearances at Rainbow & Stars here in New York. There was a dunk man at a good table, whose wife kept shushing him because his over-loud utterances were clearly disturbing Ms. Clooney, who was known for not suffering fools.
Finally, Rosemary called over the maitre d', whispered in his ear and then announced to the drunk, "That's it. You're outta here. I just paid your check and you're leaving. NOW."
The drunk started to talk back to her but she had a microphone. She just said, "I don't wanna hear another word outta you. You've said too much already. I want to keep singing, and I don't want to do it with you here."
Then she turned to the drunk man's embarrassed wife and said, "Get your husband outta here. I paid your check. The tip too. Just GO."
After a lot of applause, Rosemary Clooney finished her set in peace.