Joined: 12/31/69
Lorrel: I said I'm a woman now.
Curtis: Dreamettes are girls, you're women now.
Lorrel: I told you Deena!
Heather's delivery makes this hilarious...and while I'm on a Dreamgirls note:
Announcer: Now presenting the Creamettes!!
Deena: No, we're the Dreamettes, we're the Dreamettes! (on stage) Hi! We're the Dreamettes.
AND
Effie: That piece you knockin' off, she ain't nothin' but common.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/25/05
Some more Sweeney:
"We'll not discriminate great from small.
No we'll serve anyone-
Meaning anyone-
And TO anyone-
At all!"
Oh there are so many....
"Princes wait there in the world it's true.... princes yes, but wolves and humans too..." - Into the Woods
^^ for some reason I just love that one...
"Careful the tale you tell, that is the spell... children will listen" - Into the Woods
More to come...
"i'm constantly replaced by Britney Spears"
I have two. Both of which are SO true!
And the audience loves her. And I love the audience for loving me and they love me for loving me and we just love each other. That's because none of us got enough love in our childhood and that's showbiz kids! Roxie Hart in CHICAGO
The second one is my signature quote below spoken by Delores Montoya in Broadway's The Wild Party.
I dont know if it's my "favorite", but i like:
"Sing Out, Louise!"
Updated On: 6/20/05 at 03:17 PM
"The Phantom of the Opera is there inside my mind"-Christine (Phantom of the Opera. DUH!)
or
"He's there the Phantom of the Opera!"-Meg Giry (that is all she seems to say in the musical and movie! LOL!)
"I used to put my arms up like this and pretend he was an id
dian cheif" ~ A Chorus Line
"NO! hauh I like it! That's a good philosophy. NO.NO.NO.!" ~ You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown
"It's not her, she had nothing to do with it. I'm the one you want. It's me. It's me!" ~ Wicked
"Don't believe everything women don't tell you".
"I need your shoe to have a child!"
"Hector, this is a process. It's a 'back and forth,' an opportunity to exchange creative ideas in the service of producing what Yeats called, quote,'the gorgeous, green-eyed, half-naked barmaid of artistic truth...'"
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
"What have you done Kim? Why?"
"The God's have guided you to your son"
"please don't die"
"hold me one more time. How in one night have we come so far?"
Miss Saigon
"I thought you made a no talent ox into a star because you like doing things the hard way... well, you aint got talent!"
Gypsy
"Audrey are you all right?"
"yessssss..... noooooo!"
LSOH
"Mickey, Mickey don't shoot Eddie please. He's your brother, you had a twin brother. I couldn't afford to keep both of you, his mother, she couldn't have kids. I agreed to give one of you away"
"you, you, why didn't you give me away mum? i could have been, i could have been him!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Blood Brothers
"I'll blow the Gershwin up because
I am the loudest witch in Oz
And no one's gonna turn,
My volume down!"
--Forbidden Broadway
"To be a stripper, all you have to have is no talent"
--Gypsy
"I opened up the window like you tole me to, but then I couldn't get it closed!"
--Mame ^^ it's something like that.
"Forget regret, or life is yours to miss, no other road, no other way. No day but today."
--Rent (I have that saying written everywhere, lol)
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/25/05
Okay, one more:
"This is between me and the vegetable." -- Little Shop of Horrors
Well, the movie anyway, I don't know if it's in the stage version. It's still an awesome line.
Broadway Star Joined: 11/28/04
"why does it feel like I've swallowed a butterfly..."
Side Show...
others would definately come from Into The Woods
or Spelling Bee:
'blame it on, your daddily and mammily, cause depression runs in our family'
'somebody spell crayon...CRAYON?!'
ahh dear i cant remember many more but yeah there are wayyyy too many good lines! theyre wat make musicals! This topic is too demanding lol!
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I like the part in "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" when Muriel is talking about how heavy her bags are and Andre says "Maybe it's time to leave your bags behind", and she says "My bags? No! They're Louis Vuitton!" :)
Swing Joined: 12/31/69
SH*T Richie!! -- from ACL
"I can understand having an affinity for the stage, but movies are such garbage." -- from THE BOYS IN THE BAND (I played Alan)
"Was it bigger than a biscut box?" from PRIVATE LIVES (referring to the Taj Mahal)
"I'm older than I ever intended to be"
Minus points if you can't immediately name the show/character.
Leading Actor Joined: 11/26/04
BENNY: With the wife and a dog it was a drag.
ANGEL: A drag! What kind of hag...I mean dog do you have?
~RENT, NYTW Version~
Dano - do we get plus points if we know?
Was that Barbara? In "No Strings"?
OOps - my edit. It wasn't her. She sang "The young have an option on youth, and I'm as young as I ever will be." (can't argue with that)
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
"I said turn it off!"
And pretty much the rest of Louise's dressing room monologue from Act II of Gypsy. Tammy Blanchard scared the crap out of me with her delivery.
"My dear little librarian if you keep piling up tomorrows you will find yourself with a lot of empty yesterdays" Of course.
"Just remembering you've had an 'and'
When you're back to or'
Makes the 'or' mean more
Than it did before." ITW
"You can't put your finger there! *gasp* Oh my God, you put your finger there!" Q
Murial: I'd like to thank you for a lovely time. I'll never forget the generous hospitality of you showing me the sights of your little town or the heat of you riding me cross-eyed like some glorious, bucking, French stallion.
Andre: Excuse me?
Murial: It really is a charming place!
Andre: Yes, well perhaps next time you pass this way I can show you the countryside. There is the most delightful little vineyard where you can once again wrap your legs around my head and squeeze it like a grape until the wine of your lus.t flows from my eyes.
Murial: What?
Andre: They make cheese too!
DRS
Yeah, that made me laugh. Really, REALLY hard.
sing out Louise!...Smile baby!
Mamie, Benjamin Franklin AND Yeats!!!!! As ever, you go to the head of the class!
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