I have alas seen them all and in my opinion they have two good ones, a bunch of middling to bad ones and one of the most excruciating theater experiences I have ever endured.
Surprisingly, I enjoyed Mary Poppins quite a bit, especially considering I was not a major fan of the Disney film. I thought the stage version did a great job incorporating the tone of the Travers books, plus I liked the staging and both leads (I still find Dick Van Dyke fairly unendurable in the film).
I was also surprised by how much I enjoyed Aladdin, especially given all of the advance bad word on the board about it. I thought it was frothy, colorful and fast-paced, and James Inglehart Monroe deserved that Tony he won.
I found Beauty and the Beast just plain blah, especially considering it came from one of the best Disney films. It was inoffensive, but it could have been staged and realized so much better. Just MEH.
Tarzan was another that had a lot of potential, but was completely bungled in the transition. I thought the cast was pretty solid, but there are literally no showstoppers in it, a lot of the staging was clunky, and what was with that sickly green hue that seemed to wash over everything?
The Little Mermaid was another that should have been great, but was badly mishandled. The whole endeavor seemed to be lacking. The staging of Under the Sea and Kiss the Girl was completely unimaginative. I thought Act I was sluggish, but adequate. Act II was a total disaster. Outside of Sherri Rene Scott camping it up as Ursula, I was not impressed by the cast. Someone forgot to write a role for Prince Eric, who basically stood around for three hours in tight britches with a pained smile like an underused prop. When Ursula was vanquished, it was so underwhelming I kept thinking "Is that it?" I kept waiting for the real climax of the show. Not surprised over its brief run.
What can I say about Aida, but that I had almost completely forgotten about it? A dull Elton John score, two duller leads (how in the hell did Heather Headley score a Tony win over Marin Mazzie and Rebecca Luker that year?), and a total waste of time. It truly could not end fast enough.
I am in the minority, but I agree with a couple of the other posters here. I find The Lion King boring and downright excruciating. I was not a fan of the film and I despised the show even more. Simba is a boring lead character (Nala is a non-entity), Scar is a tired unimaginative villain and I have always found Elton John's score to be generic and tedious (is there a more overrated song than the dirge-like Can You Feel the Love Tonight?). The guy who played Scar when we saw it seemed to be channeling Thurston Howell III. I found the "acclaimed" costumes to appear cumbersome and looked like they inhibited the movement of the performers and the much ballyhooed animal effects they brought out periodically reminded me of ratty Macy Thanksgiving Day Parade rejects (I kept thinking "Is this is what all the fuss is about?"). At the time I paid more than I had paid for any prior Broadway show to see it based on the hyperbolic reviews (did people just invent superlatives for this show or what?). I went with family members with kids, all of whom were bored with it. If you think I am hard on this show, just get any one of them started. There was a discussion of leaving at intermission because the kids were falling asleep on it. Unfortunately, we stayed. Then the kids belonging to the people next to me got bored and started crawling on the floor under my feet and screaming "I want to GO!" and "Let's play a game!", which aggravated me even more. I was so anxious to leave, I nearly went out the fire escape and then actually contemplated continuing on down to blessed freedom.
Updated On: 11/2/14 at 02:36 PM