"Do you have a little girls' room? We did but we let them all go!"- Addams Family
"(in a sweedish accent) Oh! What a lovely T-shirt you are wearing!"- Catherine Zeta-Jones refering to my ALNM shirt at the CD signing.
Say NO to drugs and YES to Jackie Hoffman Live At Joes Pub!
"ITS THE DAY OF THE SHOW YA'LL!!"-Bwaynerd
so many. chess: "I don't know why i can't think of anything i would rather do/ than be wasting my time on mountains with you." i like how long it takes for freddy and florance to sing that line. "We can't all fly by bubble."-Wicked "Everything in life is only for now." words to live by from avenue q also: "I AM NOT A HOMOWHATEVER!" "I'm like that bunny on tv with the battery...I just keep goin' and goin' and goin'. Chasing the music. Trying to get home." Jersey Boys there are more
"There's a fine, fine line between love...and a waste of your time" (L).
Seth Rudetsky is AMAAAHHHZING!
A Very Potter Musical FTW!
Grey Gardens: "OH, Hi......" Wicked: I love the lines in "Thank Goodness" that are really soft and gives some very sweet insight into Glinda. Plus the end of the passage she really belts.
(spoken) Well - not "simply": (sung) 'Cause getting your dreams It's strange, but it seems A little - well - complicated There's a kind of a sort of : cost There's a couple of things get: lost There are bridges you cross You didn't know you crossed Until you've crossed...
Next To Normal: "And you're not a scary rockstar anymore."-Diana
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
Not to be that guy, but isn't the line: "We all can come and go by bubble"
"Oh look at the time, three more intelligent plays just closed and THE ADDAMS FAMILY made another million dollars" -Jackie Hoffman, Broadway.com Audience Awards
"Well, love is a gift, a lot of people don't remember that. So, you two better brace yourselves for a whole lotta ugly comin' at you from a neverending parade of stupid." - HAIRSPRAY
"How do ya like them eggrolls Mr. Goldstone?" "That's another story, nevermind--ANYWAY" "He's just critical cause he cares" "You like Lulu? Yeah, too bad. So does Rosie" "And he was thoroughly irritated by everything" "I've never been alone. I could never be alone." "Wanna dance? With you? No. With my father" "They called me Body Beautiul Beale, it's true. That was my whaddyacallit, my uhh, sobriquet." "Oh, and the bus. The bus was the worst. I'd take even one look at a bus and...Bingo" "I can't tell if you're trying to be Ben Vereen or Randy Newman."
"These rabid fans...possess the acting talent to portray the hooker...Linda Eder..." -The New York Times
"that guy in the red shirt in the third row was really hot!" "hunter, that guy was straight" "so is spaghetti, until you get it all hot and wet." - [title of show]