He's just our crazy Uncle Alec.
You know, Crazy Uncle Alec who drinks too much at Thanksgiving dinner and ends up cursing out someone or other. He probably was always crazy, and he probably did too much cocaine or whatever back in the day. He's always been smart and witty but he can also be phenomenally stupid, especially when he's been drinking or someone gets him mad, both of which happen a lot.
Uncle Alec was always one of the better looking relatives, the only one (the only!) we ever thought was "hot." At first it was embarrassing when our friends pointed that out, but after a while, even we had to admit that, well, yes, his WAS kinda hot.
Still is.
And, even though Uncle Alec could be a complete and utter asshole, somehow we always knew that, if someone else were attacking us, Uncle Alec would have our back.
And then, to paraphrase Nancy and Frank Sinatra, he goes and spoils it all by saying something stupid like "cocksucking fat-head."
Updated On: 11/17/13 at 10:01 AM