What a steaming pile of poo that show was.
The DJ was about as as exciting as one you'd find at one of the poor kids' bar mitzvahs.
The opening sexualized gunplay extravaganza was...well...in light of certain events that have happened in the world, let's go with 'unfortunate.' I actually thought it was awful. Offensive, but only because it was pointless.
Her I WANNA BE A ROCKETTE section was a good deal of fun. And then the fun went away until the end. The very last number was an explosion of light, and spectacle and celebration that was SORELY needed throughout the rest of the concert.
Her bizarre rendition of Like a Virgin was the worst choice made in an artistic endeavor since Diana Ross's hair in THE WIZ.
At least I learned that the new Yankee Stadium upgraded from trough urinals to real ones.
Oh...and it was fun to play 'Who In This Audience Have You F*cked' with my friends. I won.
Updated On: 9/7/12 at 12:28 PM