#76
Posted: 8/25/06 at 9:05pm
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
This made me laugh out loud, really loud.
This made me laugh out loud, really loud.
Ashlee Simpson in Chicago. — Page 4
#77
Posted: 8/25/06 at 9:12pm
I mean it is, but producers don't care if a show is artistic as long as they make money. It's all about money and numbers. A lot of the shows currently running on Broadway are far from being artistic.
"People have their opinions and that doesn't mean that their opinions are wrong or right. I just take it with a grain of salt because opinions are like as*holes, everyone has one".
-Felicia Finley-
#78
Posted: 8/25/06 at 9:34pm
If it does happen. All I can say is, Atleast Melanie Griffith was the right age.
Ashlee might make Griffith look like Verdon!
Ashlee might make Griffith look like Verdon!
#80
Posted: 8/25/06 at 10:32pm
"Ashlee might make Griffith look like Verdon!"
Haha.
Haha.
"People have their opinions and that doesn't mean that their opinions are wrong or right. I just take it with a grain of salt because opinions are like as*holes, everyone has one".
-Felicia Finley-
#81
Posted: 8/25/06 at 10:53pm
Untalented piece of doo doo thriving off her sisters "Talent" which isnt even that good....This and constantine maroulis annoys me! These barely mediocre singers think theyre good enough for broadway
#83
Posted: 8/26/06 at 12:11am
Am I the only person who is even remotely fascinated by this idea in a positive way? LOL... if she does it I'll be there just to see what she's like... she may surprise people... ya never know.
#84
Posted: 8/26/06 at 2:11am
I must say I am somehow intrigued to see how she would be as Roxie, but I wouldn't go just to avoid support a talentless singer who should have never chosen to be in the entertainment biz. I sound a little harsh, but just watching her show on MTV was painful, I think even her sister Jessica looked smart next to her. Ugh. Tori Spelling as Roxie? I'd probably but a cheap ticket to see her.
"People have their opinions and that doesn't mean that their opinions are wrong or right. I just take it with a grain of salt because opinions are like as*holes, everyone has one".
-Felicia Finley-
#85
Posted: 8/26/06 at 6:15am
"Audiences wanna see Paris Hilton in the Apple Tree!"
How long until that?
I say a year.
How long until that?
I say a year.
#86
Posted: 8/26/06 at 1:56pm
I don't wanna Paris Hilton on Broadway!
"People have their opinions and that doesn't mean that their opinions are wrong or right. I just take it with a grain of salt because opinions are like as*holes, everyone has one".
-Felicia Finley-
#87
Posted: 8/26/06 at 2:42pm
The role of Roxie was officially offered to Simpson, but she hasn't agreed to do it yet, it was on the news just now.
"People have their opinions and that doesn't mean that their opinions are wrong or right. I just take it with a grain of salt because opinions are like as*holes, everyone has one".
-Felicia Finley-
#88
Posted: 8/26/06 at 2:51pm
In the words of Dr. Frasier Crane, "Oh Dear God!"
Why would they even offer her this role? She can't sing unless she lipsynches(it has been proven at the first performance she did after the SNL incident where everyone booed her).
On a lighter note, did anyone see the Family Guy or American Dad(I forget which one had it but it was something Seth McFarlene did) where they had the spoof where she started to sing but the track was Old Man River and she started that stupid dance.
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"That's our song. Oh What A Night, Ces Soirees-La, French. Number one in Paris 2000, ten weeks. Not bad for a song from thirty years ago."
-Jersey Boys
Why would they even offer her this role? She can't sing unless she lipsynches(it has been proven at the first performance she did after the SNL incident where everyone booed her).
On a lighter note, did anyone see the Family Guy or American Dad(I forget which one had it but it was something Seth McFarlene did) where they had the spoof where she started to sing but the track was Old Man River and she started that stupid dance.
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"That's our song. Oh What A Night, Ces Soirees-La, French. Number one in Paris 2000, ten weeks. Not bad for a song from thirty years ago."
-Jersey Boys
#89
Posted: 8/26/06 at 2:53pm
I think they'll pre-record her.
And then the drummer can play the wrong song (again), and she can get booed off after doing a stupid dance (again)
And then the drummer can play the wrong song (again), and she can get booed off after doing a stupid dance (again)
#90
Posted: 8/26/06 at 2:59pm
Maybe she'll screw up, forget her lines and blame it on the pit.
#91
Posted: 8/26/06 at 3:40pm
There have been others in Chicago that were terrible, so it wouldn't be anything new.
#92
You have a point.
Posted: 8/26/06 at 6:03pm
You have a point.
"People have their opinions and that doesn't mean that their opinions are wrong or right. I just take it with a grain of salt because opinions are like as*holes, everyone has one".
-Felicia Finley-
#93
Posted: 8/28/06 at 11:35am
In my opinion, you can't judge her on only SNL. That's unfair. But looking at everything she's done in the past plus her age- she is TOTALLY wrong for the part! I personally love Chicago and I would hate to see a pop star ruin it.
#95
Posted: 8/28/06 at 9:36pm
Usually I try to hold out and wait for the performance to judge the performer. But this... this is just wrong.
"You know, a little orphan girl once told me that the sun would come out tomorrow. Her adopted father was a powerful billionaire, so I supressed the urge to laugh in her face. But now, by gum, I think she might have been on to something!"
--Reefer Madness
#96
Posted: 8/28/06 at 9:44pm
"Usually I try to hold out and wait for the performance to judge the performer. But this... this is just wrong."
I agree.
I agree.
"We like to snark around here. Sometimes we actually talk about theater...but we try not to let that get in our way." - dramamama611
#97
Posted: 8/28/06 at 9:55pm
Actually, I heard today on TRL (best source ever, I know) that she would be doing it in London this fall, so it seems like everyone here doesn't have to worry about her being in New York.. if that's any consolation?
#98
Posted: 8/28/06 at 9:59pm
Yeah but we wouldn't want to scare our fellow London-ites who post on this board!
"We like to snark around here. Sometimes we actually talk about theater...but we try not to let that get in our way." - dramamama611
#99
Posted: 8/28/06 at 10:09pm
Oh my God! Poor London town.
Hear the news of Ashlee in London town, how crazy it will seem. See the box office of Chicago soar in London town and hear Barry and Fran sing. - Christmas Carol Parody
Hear the news of Ashlee in London town, how crazy it will seem. See the box office of Chicago soar in London town and hear Barry and Fran sing. - Christmas Carol Parody
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#100
Posted: 8/29/06 at 12:52pm
She just woke up one day and decided she'd get her dad to get her a spot in a Broadway show. *rolling my eyes and throwing up*
"Michael's got a head like a Ping Pong Ball"
-The Cast of Sweeney-
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