evic said: "i am glad that Cats and Miss Saigon are major flops. 2 lousy shows that were lucky to run as long as they didtheir first time around. All due to an ascending tire, one great song and a helicopter." Then, you are an idiot for thinking that.
"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)