Posted: 5/28/16 at 1:14pm
SOUFFLÉ ALONG
Posted: 5/28/16 at 1:17pm
School of C...
Nah, too easy.
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Posted: 5/28/16 at 2:32pm
R-Rated Edition
bi-tanic: A "straight" man "accidentally" books a ticket on an all gay cruise after a breakup with his girlfriend and learns to embrace his secret longings. The ship strikes an iceberg and wacky hijinks ensue. Featuring such musical theatre standards as "The Largest Floating Object in the World", "Bautumn", "I must get on that d***" and the newly discovered "Going down... With the ship"
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Posted: 5/28/16 at 2:56pm
No, no! You're looking at the world through crap colored glasses. You need to turn that C-R-A-P into a Z-A-P!
A Gay in Hollywood/A Night in the Ukraine
Annie Wet Your Gun
Merrily, We Troll Along
Golden Goy
Mullets Over Broadway
Oy, Brother!
The Gray Life
A Joyful Noose
King of Hearths
The Girl Who Came At Supper
Sh!t the Trail
Sex
Fist Impressions
Cankles Aweigh
Posted: 5/28/16 at 2:59pm
Funny thread Growl.
American Psy - M. Cho - Grad students only.
Posted: 5/28/16 at 3:37pm
The Lin King - a musical about composer Lin Manuel Miranda and his rise to superstardom.
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Posted: 5/28/16 at 3:44pm
F*ck Everlasting
Posted: 5/28/16 at 3:52pm
Bagtime
Posted: 5/28/16 at 7:05pm
A My Name is Lice
A Christmas Store
Taint Misbehavin'
The Faker's Wife
An American in Parts
Chest
A Chorus, Lin
City of Angles
First Mate
Grand Motel
Hands on a Hard Boy
Hell No Dolly
Thigh Society
Jekyll and Hide!
Kinky Boos
Love Never Diets
Oh, Gay!
Beer: A Pop Opera
Oklahomo
Peter Pain
Pimp Boys and Dinettes
She Loaves Me
Sweat Charity
Posted: 5/28/16 at 7:19pm
Sweeney Toad: attend the tale of the demon barber at River Thames
Moss Saigon: how in the light of one night have we come so green
Fiddler on the Hoof: Tradition! See the sunrise and sunset of louse Tevye and his three loverly daughters
Fright Star: You are about to find out the secret of how an infant thrown off a train miraculously survives without a bone fractured
Pear Evan Hansen: Turns out this isn't a great day after all...My whole life is pinned on Berry...
Posted: 5/28/16 at 11:33pm
Wait Less
Lease
On The Gown
Shriek the Musical
Posted: 5/29/16 at 12:44am
Pun Home: more plays on words than you can fit under one roof
Posted: 5/29/16 at 12:10pm
Marianne2, your suggested musical, "F--- Everlasting," could be about a clinic that treats priapism. (I think that's the word).
How about "Tent," the sequel to "Rent," where the characters neglect to pay the rent and wind up living in the woods in upstate New York?
Instead of "The Phantom of the Opera," there's "The Phandom of the Opera," where a group of followers of the Philadelphia Phillies' mascot, the Phanatic, decides to attend "La Boheme" together, but they behave as if they're at a baseball game.
"My Far Lady" is about an Internet romance.
"My Hair Lady" is a musical version of "Steel Magnolias."
"My Fail, Lady" is about a guy who admits fault in an auto accident, and winds up dropped by his insurer for being honest.
"Fiddler on the Rook" is about a chessboard that comes to life each night, with each piece represented by a different instrument in a symphony orchestra.
"Hi, Milton" is the story of Uncle Miltie's rise to fame.
"Fun Hole" is ... never mind.
These are fun. I hope I can think of some more!
Audrey
Posted: 5/29/16 at 12:56pm
Next List:
"On the Down," about a depression support group.
"My Air Lady," about a cabin attendant.
"Rant," about an idiot right-wing talk radio host who falls in love with a liberal Democrat.
"The Lion Kin," about Simba's family reunion.
"42nd Strut" (two letters), about a young burlesque dancer who made a bet she could get to Broadway before her 50th show.
"My Tilda," a musical biography of Tilda Swinton, as told by her mother.
"Jersey Goys," about a class that meets in a Paramus shopping mall to teach a group of gentile women how to find the best bargains. (Note: I'm Jewish and can get away with this!)
"A Chorus Lien," about the Mormon Tabenacle Choir's fight to get out from under the thumb of the cruel bank to which it owes money.
"Chest," about pirates and their attempt to open the wooden box they dig up.
"Che's," the retelling of "Evita" from Che Guevara's point of view.
"Shoe Boat," a prequel to "Kinky Boots," which shows how the original company owner got his start – by riding a paddle-wheeler to market his creations along the Mississippi River.
"Wad Horse," the musical version of "Equus."
Audrey
Posted: 5/29/16 at 2:16pm
Donnavivino said: "The Lin King - a musical about composer Lin Manuel Miranda and his rise to superstardom.
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A LOT of these ideas in this thread are very very funny but this one is really clever and on point as well as funny. Just perfect.
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Posted: 5/29/16 at 5:31pm
Sorry in advance-
Suck Everlasting
Bun Home
Jello Dolly
From Les Mis:
I Dreamed a Cream
A Little Fall of Pain
Master of the Mouse
Posted: 5/29/16 at 6:27pm
I LOVE this thread. Here I go again:
School of Cock – A story in which someone learns about ... get ready for it ... raising roosters.
Can Ride – The story of how a wheelchair-bound young boy becomes a champion horseman.
Giri – A musical about the French version of Apple's electronic voice, in which she falls in love with BB-8.
Gigli – Who would waste their time and money making this? Certainly not Ben Affleck, who has been there, done that.
This Aster (two letters, but it's a consonant blend, so it's only one sound) – The story of a gardener who wants to beat her stepmother at raising prize flowers.
Pin Pin – The story of a 1950's sorority girl who winds up going steady with two frat boys.
Car Rival – Start your engines!
Cars – Yet another Disney musical.
Cots – A musical version of Neil Simon's "Biloxi Blues," in which a Jewish New York kid goes to Army basic training in Mississippi.
Cath – A heart surgeon's story.
Cuts – A love story about Louis XIV and Marie Antoinette.
Cast – A "Chorus Line" type story in which two divas who can't stand each other vie to sing the "Queen of the Night" role in "The Magic Flute."
Acts – Andrew Lloyd Webber's latest religious musical, based on Christian scripture.
Truck Everlasting – The Toyota pickup that keeps going and going and going.
Audrey
Posted: 5/29/16 at 7:21pm
The Lion Sling
The Toy from Oz
Bring in 'da nose, Bring in 'da skunk
Fannie
Smack & Label
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Posted: 5/30/16 at 4:28am
I think I'm becoming obsessed with this topic.
Hunny Girl – Winnie the Pooh's quest for a mate.
A Gentleman's Guide to Love & Mudder – A musical version of the Greek tragedy "Oedipus Rex."
Mewsies – The prequel to "Cats," focusing on when they were kittens.
Guy Psy – The rarely told story about why Sigmund Freud had to give up on analyzing men and focus on women.
Hedwig and the Hungry Inch (two letters) – A musical that combines "Hedwig" with the children's book, "The Hungry Caterpillar."
Ma'm, Ma'm! CIA – The story of a government spy who is so inept he can't get anyone to talk to him without revealing his agency affiliation and flashing his credentials.
The Kin Gandhi – The story of how Mahatma Gandhi's family coped with his commitment to revolution.
The King and Bi – It's the same story we all know and love, but in this version, Anna is not a widow and both she and her husband travel to Siam. "Getting to Know You" takes on a whole new meaning.
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Quorum (two letters, but q and u are practically one letter) – Who knew a musical about Roberts' Rules of Order could be so entertaining?
Dam Yankees – The story of General Grant's unsuccessful attempt to take Vicksburg by diverting the flow of the Mississippi River, based on a true Civil War event.
Cabernet (two letters) – Vintners struggle to make a go of their winery.
Rebacca – Chewy falls in love with a beautiful female Wookie, but he keeps encountering obstacles whenever he makes plans to see her.
Came a lot – No explanation needed.
Audrey
Posted: 5/30/16 at 2:28pm
NEXT TO NORMAN: Based on a tell-all book by his secretary, this musical goes behind-the-scenes for the birth of TV producer Norman Lear's greatest sitcoms.
SEXT TO NORMAL: Play based on a radical experimental therapy in which people are instructed to sext everyone they know until they feel better.
Posted: 5/30/16 at 10:17pm
This thread is awesome!!! I'm not good at this but here's a shot.
She Loaves Me - like the original but set in a bakery
Hah, Milton! - no one ever took poor Milton seriously 
(but just you wait, just you wait!)
Shuffle Alone - sad story about dancing without a partner
The Light On The Pizza - mmm, heavenly pizza
Jersey Buys
On Your Beet!
On Four Feet! - it's the same story but all the characters are quadrupeds
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Posted: 5/30/16 at 10:37pm
NABOO - the story of a flamboyantly costumed queen and the Jedi knight who loved her. And hated sand.
Posted: 5/30/16 at 10:48pm
A couple more...
The Mild Party - it's a total snoozefest
Dear Evan Hanson - the untold story of how the secret, talentless fourth Hanson brother, Evan, was forced into anonymity
A Newt Brain - a brain operation gone wrong results in Gordon living permanently as a lizard with his new best friend and hallucination Mr. Bungee the frog
Dinky Boots - the craftmanship is awful, no wonder the shop's closing
Kinky Boats - gettin' naughty at sea
The Ring and I - based on the Japanese horror thriller... Will Anna survive Samara?
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