Change One Letter: Musicals Edition — Page 3

Thought of a few more:

STARLIGHT EXPRESSO - A musical about a nationally renowned coffee chain.* On rollerskates. The titular song involves the employees complaining about the ignorance of customers, particularly those that mispronounce 'espresso'. *Please note: Any resemblance to real companies is purely incidental.

CRESS: Takes place in a Cold War-era cabbage growing tournament.

Gass Menagerie
Scat on a hot tin roof
Bummer and Smoke

Dames at Pea?
My Bone and Only
Dragtime

Violent - they think she's an innocent girl whose scar was caused by an accident. The truth is gonna hurt...

Sine - the mathematical musical

Can-Can't - an ambivalent new musical

Pogfight - the nineties kids' fad is finally musicalised

Robert - the long-awaited prequel to Company, detailing his early years

Har, A Toga - working title for Forum

on the nights when Mandy was off:

The Mild Party

Kink Kong

The Loin King

Guys and Polls:

The feel good musical about those unsung men who call you at home just when you are sitting down to dinner and even though you are on the National Do Not Call List, to ask you what radio stations you've listened to in the last 30 days.

Hedwig and the Angry Itch
The Last Sh*t
Cock of Ages
All Hook Up

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Lame
Punny Girl
Big Dish
Big Wish
The Dance
Into the Hoods
Bats (Like Cats but with Bats)
Cat Boy (Like Bat Boy but with Cats)
Rat Boy (Like Bat Boy but with Rats)
Trannie (2 letters, I know)
Merrily We Droll Along
Beefer Madness (A musical about mad cow disease)
Avenue A
Mary Pop In's (A musical about an nanny addicted to prescription pills)

Some of mine are just stupid.

Just stumbled on Into the Woops! or Into the Moods depending how you feel.

My husband and I are writing descriptions for some of your titles

Lent - Mark Cohen converts to Christianity and is still unable to hold an erection for the 40 days before Easter

Slide Show - 2.5 hours of watching a neighbors vacation photos from Jupiter, Florida among the retired circus freaks

HONEYMOON IN DEGAS

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URSINETOWN - a draconian corporation forces a town's gay male populace to conform to the bear stereotype; a revolution springs up that may be more costly than they realise. Features the song "It's a Privilege to Preen".

HELL NO, DOLLY! - a musical adaptation of Child's Play

SEVENTY GILLS, SEVENTY! - a musical adaptation of The Creature From The Black Lagoon

MERRILY WE ROLL A BONG - wouldn't it be amazing, like, if our lives were happening... but really... they were... like... in reverse?

SONGS FOR A NEWT WORLD - a horrifying amphibian apocalypse, as screamed by tenors the world over.

IF/HEN - Idina Menzel's decision whether or not to dress as a chicken produces two split timelines. You be the judge of whether her singing changes at all. (sorry, bitchy...)