STARLIGHT EXPRESSO - A musical about a nationally renowned coffee chain.* On rollerskates. The titular song involves the employees complaining about the ignorance of customers, particularly those that mispronounce 'espresso'. *Please note: Any resemblance to real companies is purely incidental.
CRESS: Takes place in a Cold War-era cabbage growing tournament.
The feel good musical about those unsung men who call you at home just when you are sitting down to dinner and even though you are on the National Do Not Call List, to ask you what radio stations you've listened to in the last 30 days.
Lame Punny Girl Big Dish Big Wish The Dance Into the Hoods Bats (Like Cats but with Bats) Cat Boy (Like Bat Boy but with Cats) Rat Boy (Like Bat Boy but with Rats) Trannie (2 letters, I know) Merrily We Droll Along Beefer Madness (A musical about mad cow disease) Avenue A Mary Pop In's (A musical about an nanny addicted to prescription pills)
URSINETOWN - a draconian corporation forces a town's gay male populace to conform to the bear stereotype; a revolution springs up that may be more costly than they realise. Features the song "It's a Privilege to Preen".
HELL NO, DOLLY! - a musical adaptation of Child's Play
SEVENTY GILLS, SEVENTY! - a musical adaptation of The Creature From The Black Lagoon
MERRILY WE ROLL A BONG - wouldn't it be amazing, like, if our lives were happening... but really... they were... like... in reverse?
SONGS FOR A NEWT WORLD - a horrifying amphibian apocalypse, as screamed by tenors the world over.
IF/HEN - Idina Menzel's decision whether or not to dress as a chicken produces two split timelines. You be the judge of whether her singing changes at all. (sorry, bitchy...)