I have a feeling that cell phone guy would change his subject matter if he knew we could hear him...
Call the understudy / I can't go on tonight / I'm drinking with my buddy / I'm getting good and tight / Before they raise the curtain I'll be higher than a kite / So call the understudy
I can't go on tonight
"You're just projecting your intellectualism on people who have no idea what you're talking about." Someone please, please, please go find this man and slap him.