We saw the Tuesday night show with Beanie fresh from 4 days off playing against understudy Jeremiah James as Nick Arnstein. The reviews and the boards helped us go in with lowered expectations – I’ve never seen so many instructional posts telling people how they need to react to Beanie’s performance. We were non-plussed, this is definitely not a show to run back to, nor one that will be memorable except for the head shrugging Fanny casting choice. This had to be the most unimaginative staging of a musical we’ve seen in a long time. The direction, costumes, sets and choreography (with the exception of the tap dancing) were uninspired. The director did not help Beanie with any of the magic we’ve come to expect from our best directors. Actors enter, head down stage and exit – almost on par with an Encores staging. This production’s idea of a Ziegfeld Follies number reflects poor historical investigation and an even poorer budget. The tap moments were the only times the entire audience let out an organic, spontaneous, unanimous roar. Until Jared Grimes first tap routine the audience was pretty quiet with the exception of pockets of Beanie fans. I will say by the end of the show the audience was more one with appreciation, but this was not a tear the house down LuPone in Gypsy performance or an emotional Light in the Piazza, Violet or The Bands Visit performance. It was all about whether Beanie would get through it, and that she does, but not without showing us how hard she’s working. There were a lot of out of breath moments that carried into her songs. It was very much in keeping with reality shows and social media culture. It’s not about the show and being transported into a character’ world. I think I get what the appeal is about Beanie and her fans, I too might have blinders on and be more forgiving if it was a star I was crazy about and enjoy it just for seeing my favorite star try Broadway. But I have no frame of reference for Beanie’s previous performances. I saw Lady Bird but have no memory of her. I saw Hello Dolly and remembered the Minnie Fay part, but it was barely a cameo. What I saw was young actress with an indistinct, very nasal, and at times screechy voice lean into the comedy of the role which meant she was all in on broad schmaltzy schtick. A majority of the songs in Funny Girl do not propel the plot so we can’t get lost in focusing on lyrics and character delivery. These songs require a singer who can embellish the songs with style and craft and knowing emotion – inner monologues – not karaoke turns. If she had attempted to put her own spin on the songs, we might be having a different conversation, but nothing was changed musically for this new take of giving the comic priority. Aside from the fact she plays too young for the mature Fanny and too old for the young Fanny, she just doesn’t have the acting or singing chops to elevate this “and then I wrote” or “and then I did this” almost 3-hour cavalcade. I was hoping for a new take on the show but what we got was a very safe, lackluster staging of a problematic show with a few great songs – epic songs – without the right performer to deliver what would have been the nights only saving grace. Styne would not be happy.
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