What an ignorant and self centered OP:
" the ushers that night... one of them, who was in the rear mezz, was a man who was being VERY difficult. I'm assuming it was the house manager who came up to the mezz and yelled to him to take off his vest (since it wasn't part of his uniform, I'm assuming) and the usher yelled back, "It's too cold. Tell them to turn up the heat and I will!"
And how is that conversation YOUR business?
" Later, there was a flash in the audience and one of the other ushers told this man usher that there was a flash in the front mezz, to which he responded, "It's not in my section."
yes, and.....
"The ushers were telling people to turn off their cell phones a good 10 minutes before the show--yelling at people who were texting. I felt like I was in middle school again, being yelled at for being on my phone."
You sound like you're in middle school. Awww, poor thing, being told to shut off your phone when you KNOW it shouldn't have been on. What is it, the rules are for someone else and not you?
"I know to turn off my phone before the show begins, but honestly, it doesn't have to be off 10 minutes before the show."
OH YES IT DOES. Besides the fact that it shouldn't be on at all inside the building, what do you suggest? that the ushers wait until the show starts, then run up and down the aisles trying to get people to turn them off? What's with you?
"I know she was just trying to do her job, but she was being pretty rude. There's a pre-show announcement for a reason."
Very naive on your part, thinking that's all that's necessary. You don't seem to be aware of the thousands of dolts who pay no attention to rules OR announcements.
"At the curtain call, there was a flash from the front mezz (where I moved to for act 2) and an usher in front house left of the orchestra--SHINED his flashlight up in the mezz for a few seconds, blinding us."
Hooray for that usher! That procedure is EXACTLY what house staff is told to do. You don't like it? awwwww.
"It was the first time I really noticed a house having a distractingly strict/unpleasant staff."
that doesn't even begin tocompare with the distractingly rude and unpleasant patrons who come to the theatre every single performance.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES