Misheard Lyrics That Have Left You Puzzled- Page 7

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Posted: 6/21/09 at 1:50am

I always knew the lyrics was "and it's cheese", but I went back to listen to it, and it totally sounds like he's saying "and it's jews". I'm always going to hear that now.

[Weez]

Posted: 6/21/09 at 5:05am

Oh! I'd assumed it was "jeans", as in "just casual, you don't have to wear a dress". You live and learn!

[Jon]

Posted: 6/21/09 at 10:34am

Actually, the Gypsy lyric is:

"That lucky star I talk about is DUE"

Sondheim would never rhyme "you" with "you".

[binau]

Posted: 1/1/10 at 8:01pm

I only recently found out that in "Two Ladies" the Emcee says "There's room on the bottom if you drop in some night".

I used to think he said, "There's room on the bottom if you drop in some KNIFE" - knife being penis. Since one of the 'ladies' in the revival was a male, IIRC - I thought it was all fitting etc..

[raker]

Posted: 1/2/10 at 11:50am

The Dramadesque Awards. Someone I know really thought that was the name.

[BroadwayBound92]

Posted: 1/2/10 at 2:02pm

I really need to get my hearing checked, because I have misheard quite a few lyrics:

During "Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh," from POTO; I could swear to this very day that I thought the Confidante was singing: "They say that this lord has set my lady's heart A GAZE." It's not much of a difference, and I actually like that alot better, because the original lyrics made it seem like the Don had given the Countess heartburn.

During "Twisted Every Way," from POTO, I thought that Christine was singing: "Am I to risk my life to lose a chance to live." My first thought was: "What the...Is Christine suicidal?" Then I looked up the lyrics, and the "ah-ha" moment came to me.


Another time, I was listening to "Thank You For The Music" from Mamma Mia and I thought that I heard Sophie sing: "Without a song or dance, mon ami." and, I was in the car with my sister at this time, and shouted "WOW! This musical is set in France!" and then I got home and looked up the lyrics, with my sister, and then I've never felt so stupid.


Although this isn't from a cast album, I was listening to "The Trial" from "Pink Floyd: The Wall" and I thought the lyrics were: "Crazy, BALLS in the window, I am crazy." When I realized the correct lyrics, I was told by many that I probably just have a dirty mind.

Anyway, there is alot more, but my brain is tired at this moment.

[zunit1234]

Posted: 1/2/10 at 10:57pm

Caroline, or Change.

During "Dotty and Caroline" I ALWAYS thought Dotty was saying "Give us moon tonight.."

But what she is REALLY saying is: "Gibbous moon tonight" GIBBOUS. it makes so much more sense.

[GlindatheGood22]

Posted: 1/2/10 at 11:45pm

Wish I Were Here from Next to Normal -

actual line: "I imagine it's remarkable: exuberant, austere."
I heard: "I imagine it's remarkable. I'll trip a rift, I'll steer."


actual line: "Is this someone else's head trip? Do I just disappear?"
I heard: "And if someone else detects it, do I just disappear?"


In the Heights opening number:

actual line: "Until the day we go from poverty to stock options."
I heard: "Until the day we go from hominy to sock hops."

[BudFrump23]

Posted: 1/2/10 at 11:57pm

Though I do know the original lyric, the first night I saw the current production of A Little Night Music, it sounded to me as if Desiree, in the Reprise of 'Send in the Clowns', sang "Was that a fart?" to which Frederik responded: "My fault I fear."

I know it's really farce, but now I can't help but hearing "fart" when I see it.

[sondheim94]

Posted: 10/15/11 at 8:37pm

In The Wizard and I've always thought she says "And I'll walk down the aisles till I die"... About a month ago I realized she says "I'll want nothing else till I die". It makes soooo much more sense now..

[Auggie27]

Posted: 10/15/11 at 9:02pm

ZORBA, "Life Is"

"...Hungry for the pilaf in someone else's pot..."

I thought was:

"...Hungry for the feel of someone else's butt..."

Seriously. Listen again, and tell me it's impossible.

[Nettik]

Posted: 10/15/11 at 9:14pm

Auggie27, I've actually been hearing it that way this entire time and didn't know that was incorrect.

I always thought it was a little bit of a strange line.

[Auggie27]

Posted: 10/15/11 at 9:25pm

I can't believe it; thank you. Someone else thought I made that up. But you have validated my tin (?) ear.

[ghostlight2]

Posted: 10/16/11 at 12:52am

"Re: ALL THAT JAZZ--what is the real lyric for "did she hear, her baby's queer" cause that's what I alwasy heard too..."

That IS the line.

"Show her where to park her girdle.
Oh, her mother's blood'll curdle
If she hears her baby's queer ["loves", not meaning "gay"]
For all that jazz"

[henrikegerman]

Posted: 10/16/11 at 2:17pm

" "...Hungry for the pilaf in someone else's pot..."

I thought was:

"...Hungry for the feel of someone else's butt..." "

OMG, Auggie, hilarious! What's more, as much as I love "Life Is," I'm only half joking when I say it's arguably a better lyric.

[ReggieonBway]

Posted: 10/16/11 at 2:49pm

Patti LuPone in Evita during A New Argentina. I never had any idea what she was saying until she got to "If not, how could he love me?"

[LegallyBroadway2]

Posted: 10/16/11 at 3:10pm

at 2:13 in Sunday Morning Fever on the Sister Act album, and seeing the show twice, I still only hear the line "make your pussies fly."

Listen to it!

[AlfieByrne]

Posted: 10/16/11 at 5:31pm

Oh god... That's so unfortunate for those nuns.

[henrikegerman]

Posted: 10/16/11 at 9:17pm

" "...Hungry for the pilaf in someone else's pot..."

I thought was:

"...Hungry for the feel of someone else's butt..." "


I now recall that when I listened to the ocr of Zorba as a kid, I always thought that line was "Hungry for the feline someone else has got."

very "Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop....."

[michellek45]

Posted: 10/17/11 at 12:46pm

For the longest time, I thought "wire-spoked wheels in America" was "why they smoke weed in America."

[pinoyidol2006]

Posted: 10/17/11 at 1:11pm

Not a showtune, but in the theme for "Side by Side by Susan Blackwell", I misheard "sit your fat-ass down" as "such a badass gown."

[NoName3]

Posted: 10/17/11 at 10:49pm

When the sky is a bright and merry yellow,
I forget every cloud I've ever seen.

....

What a coarse enterprise,
Popping pussies into pies.

[Gaveston2]

Posted: 10/18/11 at 10:41am

Credit where credit is due, noname, you mishear lyrics so that they make sense.

I've never seen a "canary yellow" sky; maybe it's a phenomenon of the Southern Hemisphere.

And until you mentioned it and made me look it up, I too thought it was "coarse enterprise." After all, she follows it with "wouldn't do in my shop".

[bwaysteve2]

Posted: 10/18/11 at 1:43pm

Although not from a show,as a teen I always thought the great Roy Orbison was instead of "Only the Lonely" was singing "Hold My Bologna"

[charlesjguiteau]

Posted: 10/18/11 at 2:20pm

Camelot's "Fie On Goodness" always stumped me-- what the hell did "Lolly-lo-lim, cabinet scrim" mean?

Or equally baffling, "Lolly-lo-lets gather some sweats"-- to get ready for Pilates workouts, I guess.

Frankly I never checked the real lyrics till seeing this thread. They are:
"Lolly lo lim, Gad, but it's grim."
And "Lolly lo let, Gad, it's a sweat." WTF!!! That's even stupider than my version.

Alan Jay Lerner was obviously under a huge strain on this show (famously hospitalizing him with a heart attack in Toronto) if he was content to leave these indecipherable words in place.

Bottom line: if lyricists' lyrics get mangled in the playing, it's their own fault for not choosing words that properly sit on the notes till they click on first hearing.