It's can't be margarine! Too sweet, too creamy!
"Reg, you mean, "How did he 'intended' it to go?"
...I corrected, it thank you.
Damn, you can't change your username, I wanted to change mine to "Butter Queen."
:-/
Okay, well this thread has (mostly) gone the way I did not intend for it... Sigh. Partially due to that miserable 19 year old poseur
There is only one person who is responsible for how this thread has gone and that is you.
So what do you expect me to do? Break down crying and thank you for breaking through my inner demons and filling my heart with sunshine, gumdrops, and lollipops?
A simple thank you and a little respect would suffice.
And by that I mean respect for your fellow BWW posters, respect for the older "queens" who came before you, respect for the younger "queens" you think yourself so very, very superior to, and maybe, in the process, you'd develop a little respect for yourself.
I like your conversation, you've a catchy turn of phrase...
My work is done here. Stop being a creep.
My work is done here. Stop being a creep.
I'll put it on my to-do list.
I would have to say the new breed of Bette Midler fans...totally delusional
Why, do they claim she's a subtle actress? :)
And by that I mean respect for your fellow BWW posters, respect for the older "queens" who came before you, respect for the younger "queens" you think yourself so very, very superior to, and maybe, in the process, you'd develop a little respect for yourself.
emlodik, my friend you have just been read.
It's just a shame that PJ may as well have been doing the reading to a brick.
I have what now in the who now?
I would have to say the new breed of Bette Midler fans...totally delusional
How so?
I'm surprised she even has a "new breed" of fans.
For Robbie:
BWW COLOR-CODED ALERT SYSTEM
CLASS I ALERTS
BLACKWATCH PLAID: real life drama being played out on the board
BURNT SIENNA: a gang-up on one poster
CADMIUM: blatant shilling
CELADON: all hell has broken loose
CHARTREUSE: mild turbulence, with possibility of escalation
CRIMSON: open hostility and sniping in progress...clear to all that it's happening, but the back story is known to only a few
ELPHIE GREEN: unbridled paranoia
FUSCHIA: a poster is having a meltdown, but will be okay by morning
JAUNDICE: uncommonly nastiness, even by BWW standards
MAGENTA: bitch fight in progress;probability of escalation
MOTTLED: unverified report of demise of another poster.
NEW PHILOSOPHY BROWN: poster is spinning a tale of high drama, most likely faux...
OXBLOOD: homicidal maniac in midst...take cover
PUCE: nothing happening; dull
SAFFRON: private conversation threadjack
UNMELLOW YELLOW: rampant self-deletion
VERMILLION: a poster is having a total meltdown that will have residual effects (like leaving the board or at least a prolonged absence)
***Adding any of the Class II factors to any Class I alert increases chance of a meltdown by 20%***
CLASS II ALERTS: Modifiers
ANTIQUEWHITE: grammar/spelling stickler on the loose
BABYBLUE: the kids are taking over
CHAMPAGNE: celebration in progress
CHESTNUT: assh*le on the loose
CORNFLOWER: sock puppet in midst
GOLDENROD: ridiculous attention grab in process
MAUVE: unexpected appearance of information that was told to someone in confidence (loose lips)
PERIWINKLE: risqu? posting
PRESCHOOL PINK: tantrum
QUICKSILVER: passive/aggressive posting with a non-sexual double or deeper meaning aimed at making a point to a certain reader or group of readers
RAW UMBER: a dead horse is being beaten to death...again
SALMON: unbelievable cluelessness
STUCCO: someone seems to be posting while plastered
THISTLE: someone's very touchy
TOMATO: snarkiness
CLASS III ALERTS: Moderator Lunacy
AQUAMARINE: PM warning received
BLACK: thread or post deleted
LILAC: perceived inappropriateness; warning posted
NAN: thread locked
How do you use the color coded system?
LOTTE LENYA COULD DO NO WRONG!!!!!
GET USED TO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This one is clearly a code jaundice with goldenrod and cornflower modifiers.
Oh, I don't think cornflower. He is who he is and he hasn't been anyone else.
But definitely jaundice goldenrod.
And, ultimately, a little raw umber, a lotta salmon, and, sadly, pure puce.
Seconding the saffron for sure. (My fault for feeding the troll.)
You're right, PJ. I was actually thinking troll, not sock puppet. We need a color for troll.
Oh--and he aspires to be chestnut, but, again, he's really rather puce. Sad, actually.
Troll should be puke green. It seems fitting.
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