Most obnoxious and delusional musical fans... — Page 5

It's can't be margarine! Too sweet, too creamy!

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Updated On: 7/18/12 at 05:39 PM

Okay, well this thread has (mostly) gone the way I did not intend for it... Sigh. Partially due to that miserable 19 year old poseur


There is only one person who is responsible for how this thread has gone and that is you.


So what do you expect me to do? Break down crying and thank you for breaking through my inner demons and filling my heart with sunshine, gumdrops, and lollipops?

A simple thank you and a little respect would suffice.

And by that I mean respect for your fellow BWW posters, respect for the older "queens" who came before you, respect for the younger "queens" you think yourself so very, very superior to, and maybe, in the process, you'd develop a little respect for yourself.

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My work is done here. Stop being a creep.

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I'll put it on my to-do list.

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Why, do they claim she's a subtle actress? :)

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It's just a shame that PJ may as well have been doing the reading to a brick.

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I would have to say the new breed of Bette Midler fans...totally delusional

How so?

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For Robbie:

BWW COLOR-CODED ALERT SYSTEM

CLASS I ALERTS
BLACKWATCH PLAID: real life drama being played out on the board
BURNT SIENNA: a gang-up on one poster
CADMIUM: blatant shilling
CELADON: all hell has broken loose
CHARTREUSE: mild turbulence, with possibility of escalation
CRIMSON: open hostility and sniping in progress...clear to all that it's happening, but the back story is known to only a few
ELPHIE GREEN: unbridled paranoia
FUSCHIA: a poster is having a meltdown, but will be okay by morning
JAUNDICE: uncommonly nastiness, even by BWW standards
MAGENTA: bitch fight in progress;probability of escalation
MOTTLED: unverified report of demise of another poster.
NEW PHILOSOPHY BROWN: poster is spinning a tale of high drama, most likely faux...
OXBLOOD: homicidal maniac in midst...take cover
PUCE: nothing happening; dull
SAFFRON: private conversation threadjack
UNMELLOW YELLOW: rampant self-deletion
VERMILLION: a poster is having a total meltdown that will have residual effects (like leaving the board or at least a prolonged absence)

***Adding any of the Class II factors to any Class I alert increases chance of a meltdown by 20%***

CLASS II ALERTS: Modifiers
ANTIQUEWHITE: grammar/spelling stickler on the loose
BABYBLUE: the kids are taking over
CHAMPAGNE: celebration in progress
CHESTNUT: assh*le on the loose
CORNFLOWER: sock puppet in midst
GOLDENROD: ridiculous attention grab in process
MAUVE: unexpected appearance of information that was told to someone in confidence (loose lips)
PERIWINKLE: risqu? posting
PRESCHOOL PINK: tantrum
QUICKSILVER: passive/aggressive posting with a non-sexual double or deeper meaning aimed at making a point to a certain reader or group of readers
RAW UMBER: a dead horse is being beaten to death...again
SALMON: unbelievable cluelessness
STUCCO: someone seems to be posting while plastered
THISTLE: someone's very touchy
TOMATO: snarkiness

CLASS III ALERTS: Moderator Lunacy
AQUAMARINE: PM warning received
BLACK: thread or post deleted
LILAC: perceived inappropriateness; warning posted
NAN: thread locked

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LOTTE LENYA COULD DO NO WRONG!!!!!
GET USED TO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Updated On: 7/18/12 at 09:28 PM

Perfect.

And some weird saffron

You're right, PJ. I was actually thinking troll, not sock puppet. We need a color for troll.

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Troll should be puke green. It seems fitting.

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