The 20 Most Annoying Characters in Musical Theater

[thez914]

The 20 Most Annoying Characters in Musical Theater#0

Posted: 12/2/05 at 2:25pm

This may already be a post, but i wanted to here some opinions.

http://www.theatermania.com/content/news.cfm/story/7220

A few of my favorites:

17. Galinda (Wicked): Not Glinda, mind you; she straightened out. I'm talkin' Galinda here.

9. Maximilian (Candide): Yes, it is a pimple. Get over it.

3. Winston (In My Life): I have this image of Max Bialystock deciding to do a revival of Funny Boy, showing up at In My Life, taking one look at Winston, then jumping up and yelling, "That's our Hamlet!"

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[justme2]

re: The 20 Most Annoying Characters in Musical Theater#1

Posted: 12/2/05 at 2:28pm

I thought that column was funny as hell. I agreed with almost all of his choices. Especially Galinda!

"My dreams, watching me said, one to the other...this life has let us down."

[munkustrap178]

re: The 20 Most Annoying Characters in Musical Theater#2

Posted: 12/2/05 at 2:33pm

It was amusing - but I disagree on many of them - particularly Javert.

"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson

[SkierRob02]

re: The 20 Most Annoying Characters in Musical Theater#3

Posted: 12/2/05 at 2:48pm

#2 was my favorite.

"Theater is not only the meeting place of all the arts, but the return of art to life." -- Oscar Wilde

[South Fl Marc]

re: The 20 Most Annoying Characters in Musical Theater#4

Posted: 12/2/05 at 3:02pm

I thought it was a stupid article - I found the author the most annoying.

[Marguerite Chauvelin]

re: The 20 Most Annoying Characters in Musical Theater#5

Posted: 12/2/05 at 3:06pm

I agree with most of them, except Javert. Of course, I'm surprised only one Grease character made it, they all annoy me.

If Percy Blakeney were in Les Mis....

Percy: Sink me! If it isn't Javvurt!
Javert: Zsah-vair, it's pronounced Zsah-vair.
Pecry: But it's spelled J-A-V-E-R-T Javvurt.
Javert: Repeat after me Zsah...Zsah....
Percy: Oh! Zsa-Zsa! Like the Gabor sister! Well I personally have always prefered Eva.
Javert: (Looks for gun)

[justme2]

re: The 20 Most Annoying Characters in Musical Theater#6

Posted: 12/2/05 at 3:07pm

Tell us how you really feel, Marc...don't hold back now!

"My dreams, watching me said, one to the other...this life has let us down."

[GYPSY1527]

re: The 20 Most Annoying Characters in Musical Theater#7

Posted: 12/2/05 at 3:14pm

Whats interesting to me is that I never considered Yente's "annoyingness" to be a negative quality. I actually love the role of Yente (minus the current revival version) very much!

Happy...Everything! Kaye Thompson

[smartpenguin78]

re: The 20 Most Annoying Characters in Musical Theater#8

Posted: 12/2/05 at 3:15pm

It was tongue in cheek.

Most of them were the "most annoying" to the other characters in the show, like Javert. The audience may love him, but I'm sure ValJean has got to be thinking, "Please, give it a rest."

I really enjoy most of his columns.

I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.

[Plum]

re: The 20 Most Annoying Characters in Musical Theater#9

Posted: 12/2/05 at 3:26pm

He forgot Roger from Rent.

[jam_man]

re: The 20 Most Annoying Characters in Musical Theater#10

Posted: 12/2/05 at 3:36pm

Personally, I believe Javert is the most developed character in Les Miz. Now I love Les Miz, but that's not saying much (I tried to come up with a humorous similie, but failed). In any case, where's Eponine? Unless it's Lea Salonga is singing "On My Own," she's the most annoying character ever!

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[MUNKY]

re: The 20 Most Annoying Characters in Musical Theater#11

Posted: 12/2/05 at 3:40pm

Hope Cladwell - Urinetown. Well, I thought she was.

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[enjolrasissex]

re: The 20 Most Annoying Characters in Musical Theater#12

Posted: 12/2/05 at 3:42pm

I agree with #2. That little girl bugs the crap out of me.

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Updated On: 12/2/05 at 03:42 PM

[dry2olives]

re: The 20 Most Annoying Characters in Musical Theater#13

Posted: 12/2/05 at 4:03pm

You want annoying? I say Guido Contini.

He's rich, famous, respected in his field, has a beautiful and intelligent wife, a hot mistress... and he's stressing out about turning 40??? Just make the freakin' movie.

[Luckydave14]

re: The 20 Most Annoying Characters in Musical Theater#14

Posted: 12/2/05 at 4:08pm

I'm surprised nobody said Amy from Little Women.

[wickedrentq]

re: The 20 Most Annoying Characters in Musical Theater#15

Posted: 12/2/05 at 4:32pm

Yeah I definitely wouldn't say Javert at all and bump #2 up to #1.

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[best12bars]

re: The 20 Most Annoying Characters in Musical Theater#16

Posted: 12/2/05 at 4:54pm

I'm glad Javert is on the list, and I agree with his choice. I wanted to clap when he jumped off the bridge. Enough already.

And without him, you have no major plot conflict (aside from the pre-revolutionary battle, which is really a backdrop to the various plots).

... and that's pretty much what I think of Les Mis as a musical.

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[WindyCityActor]

re: The 20 Most Annoying Characters in Musical Theater#17

Posted: 12/2/05 at 4:57pm

Freddy Eynsford-Hill from "My Fair Lady"

It's called stalking!!!

[best12bars]

re: The 20 Most Annoying Characters in Musical Theater#18

Posted: 12/2/05 at 5:10pm

WindyCityActor --- God bless you, yes!

I have a few others...

John Adams in 1776 - It's a miracle we became a country.

Ali Hakim in Oklahoma - I love "city folk" pretending to be ethnics. Ain't it cute? I'm happy most productions cut his song too.

Luther Billis in South Pacific - you're NOT FUNNY.

Henry Higgins in My Fair Lady --- Get your own damn slippers.

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[xM3L24x]

re: The 20 Most Annoying Characters in Musical Theater#19

Posted: 12/2/05 at 5:19pm

"I'm surprised nobody said Amy from Little Women"

ugh, agreed.

[AspectsofLoveLover]

re: The 20 Most Annoying Characters in Musical Theater#20

Posted: 12/2/05 at 5:23pm

I agree with #18. I hate that show. It SUCKS.

"It's telling me to hold you tight and dance like it's the last night of the world."-Miss Saigon

Updated On: 12/2/05 at 05:23 PM

[jeremykushnier1fan]

re: The 20 Most Annoying Characters in Musical Theater#21

Posted: 12/2/05 at 5:51pm

I like Galinda...or Glinda?

[Enjolras77]

re: The 20 Most Annoying Characters in Musical Theater#22

Posted: 12/2/05 at 6:00pm

Even though I love the show...who could be more annoying than Carrie and Mr. Snow in Carousel?

"You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you are left with nothing but a lot of empty yesterdays. I don't know about you, but I'd like to make today worth remembering." --Harold Hill from The Music Man

[Enjolras77]

re: The 20 Most Annoying Characters in Musical Theater#23

Posted: 12/2/05 at 6:04pm

...or Alice Beane in Titanic (God love ya Victoria Clark!)

"You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you are left with nothing but a lot of empty yesterdays. I don't know about you, but I'd like to make today worth remembering." --Harold Hill from The Music Man

[Plum]

re: The 20 Most Annoying Characters in Musical Theater#24

Posted: 12/2/05 at 6:34pm

Nah, Henry Higgins is just a bastard. :)