I've thought of a few more, if you'll indulge me:
--Joe Mantello is a brilliant actor and an extremely overrated director. He should go back to acting full time.
--Brian Bedford's production of THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST bored me to tears, and his performance was more camp than actual acting. (Sauja, I'm guessing this will fall into your WHAT???? category)
--Lauren Graham was good as Miss Adelaide. Was it the greatest musical theatre performance ever? No. Was it respectable? Absolutely.
--Yasmina Reza's plays a vapid and stupid.
--I was more captivated by Susan Sarandon than Geoffrey Rush in EXIT THE KING.
--Chris Rock gave the best performance in THE MOTHERF*CKER WITH THE HAT.
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe."
-John Guare, Landscape of the Body