Who Have You Seen Naked on Stage?- Page 8
Who Have You Seen Naked on Stage?
nasty_khakis
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/15/07
#175re: Who Have You Seen Naked on Stage?
Posted: 12/9/13 at 10:29amTo be fair, Benjamin Walker wasn't completely naked. He wore white knee socks and black buckle shoes. And yes, full frontal. Honestly, it was the only shocking/sexual/sexy moment in an otherwise bland production.
jemjeb2
Featured Actor Joined: 6/28/05
#176re: Who Have You Seen Naked on Stage?
Posted: 12/9/13 at 10:41amThe actor who played the hustler in the LA production of The Lisbon Traviata with Richard Thomas walked out on stage and stood there for some time butt naked but full frontal.
Featured Actor Joined: 12/31/69
#177re: Who Have You Seen Naked on Stage?
Posted: 12/9/13 at 12:38pmI wish I had seen Michael Cerveris in "In the Next Room or the Vibrator Play"... too short of a run.
#178re: Who Have You Seen Naked on Stage?
Posted: 12/9/13 at 2:12pm
Fiona Shaw in Testament of Mary
Maria Dizzia in Belleville
Jonny Orsini in The Nance
Oh, and the Naked Lady Magician in La Soiree (although this is kind of obvious)
(If anyone knows her real name, I'll add it.)
Edited to add: Also the cast of Hair at the Delacorte
Updated On: 12/9/13 at 02:12 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#179re: Who Have You Seen Naked on Stage?
Posted: 12/9/13 at 3:29pm
fond memories here of Jude Law in "Indiscretions" - quite the physique he has!!!
Updated On: 12/9/13 at 03:29 PM
#180re: Who Have You Seen Naked on Stage?
Posted: 12/9/13 at 3:33pm
Fiona Shaw getting naked in The Testament of Mary was the most bizarre thing. I enjoyed the production as a whole, but couldn't see any reason for her to strip and plunge into the pool.
But the most unnecessary stage nudity I've ever seen was definitely in Seminar. I remember a girl exposing her breasts within the first five minutes for no reason, and then seeing Lily Rabe's ass toward the end, again for no reason. In conclusion, fvck Seminar.
Edit: I went back through this thread to see if I gushed about the nudity in Spring Awakening back in 2007, and instead found a post from two years ago bitching about the nudity in Seminar. The scars run deep.
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Updated On: 12/9/13 at 03:33 PM
Fred Casely
Swing Joined: 4/22/11
#181re: Who Have You Seen Naked on Stage?
Posted: 12/21/13 at 3:24pmIn Washington DC a few years ago there was a production of Macbeth where everyone was completely naked from beginning to end of the play. After the initial shock, it seemed to make sense.
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#182re: Who Have You Seen Naked on Stage?
Posted: 12/21/13 at 10:34pm
Daniel Radcliffe
A magic wand it wasn't.
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#183re: Who Have You Seen Naked on Stage?
Posted: 12/21/13 at 10:40pmRoxy, you find wands MAGICAL? does the Missus know?
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dramamama611
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/4/07
#184re: Who Have You Seen Naked on Stage?
Posted: 12/21/13 at 11:24pmIt's not the size of the inactive wand....
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15minutecall
Stand-by Joined: 3/29/13
#185re: Who Have You Seen Naked on Stage?
Posted: 12/22/13 at 12:04amNasty Khakis, either they changed the blocking later in the run (as I saw it close to closing) or Walker had the option of facing whichever way he chose, but when I saw the show, he faced upstage while naked.
#186re: Who Have You Seen Naked on Stage?
Posted: 12/22/13 at 12:01pm
I saw YANK! a couple of times at the York. The first time, in the locker room scene Ivan Hernandez took off his towel and turned to face Bobby Steggert, at a 90-degree angle to the audience. Those of us sitting stage right had a full view. Mr Steggert seemed a bit unnerved at having a penis a foot away from his face, but I just thought it was the character being nervous that he would give himself away if he showed any interest in the naked man standing next to him.
A few days later I was listening to the Frank Decaro show and he was talking about having seen the show with his husband Jim. Jim thought Ivan Hernandez was quite hot and was disappointed that he only saw him naked from the back. Hmmm, I thought. Did I imagine the whole thing? So I emailed Frank and told him that at the show I saw, Ivan went full-frontal. A little while later, Frank had the creators of YANK! on his show, and he asked them about the towel scene, frontal versus non-frontal. I think it was director Igor Goldin who explained the discrepancy by explaining that Ivan had 'modified' the blocking on his own (which would explain why Steggert seemed a bit surprised) and that the creative team had requested he not do that anymore.
Sure enough, the next time I saw the show, we just got to see Ivan's (lovely) butt, not the front view. And, for those still reading, it was a very nice penis, one of the 'Oh-yes-I-have-one-of-those-at-home' variety, not the 'Oh-my-God-get-that-thing-away-from-me!' variety.
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greatwhiteway72
Understudy Joined: 8/20/08
#187re: Who Have You Seen Naked on Stage?
Posted: 12/26/13 at 7:43pmDid Pablo Schreiber go full frontal in Desire Under the Elms, or am I remembering him doing that in another production?
#188re: Who Have You Seen Naked on Stage?
Posted: 12/26/13 at 8:30pmI didn't know Ivan Hernandez went full frontal at some performances and not others. How mean!
Ed_Mottershead
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/20/05
#189re: Who Have You Seen Naked on Stage?
Posted: 12/26/13 at 10:42pmPablo did naked, but he was in a bathtub and put a towel around himself before getting out of the tub.
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greatwhiteway72
Understudy Joined: 8/20/08
#190re: Who Have You Seen Naked on Stage?
Posted: 12/30/13 at 8:51pmNo way... I could've sworn that there was more nudity in that production...
#191re: Who Have You Seen Naked on Stage?
Posted: 12/17/14 at 1:44pmLet's put all the naked actor threads at the front of the line.
Rainbowhigh23
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/29/12
#192re: Who Have You Seen Naked on Stage?
Posted: 12/17/14 at 1:54pmJohnny Orsini in The Nance - hot damn!
VivianBien
Swing Joined: 11/9/18
#194re: Who Have You Seen Naked on Stage?
Posted: 11/9/18 at 4:34pm
Depends on what you consider naked LMAO. If you just mean full frontal, I've seen Jin Ha in M. Butterfly, the actress playing the Gorilla in Cabaret at Signature (it was a very unique production) and Steffanie Leigh in Passion at Signature (with a very anachronistic "hair style").
If you mean topless I've seen Hani Furstenberg in Cabaret on Broadway, Sandra Mae Frank in Deaf West Spring Awakening, and Clea Alsip in M. Butterfly.
If you're just talking about asses I've seen Alan Cumming in Cabaret (with the swastika), Austin McKenzie in Deaf West Spring Awakening, a male ensemble member in Cabaret at Signature, and Claybourne Elder in Passion at Signature.
Updated On: 11/9/18 at 04:34 PM
jbird5
Broadway Star Joined: 12/20/15
#195re: Who Have You Seen Naked on Stage?
Posted: 11/9/18 at 5:55pm
Clea Alsip also went topless as Amanda Seyfrid’s understudy in The Way We Get By.
Gayle Rankin originated the part in Cabaret and then went Full Monty in the Mystery of Love and Sex. Her costar (forget his name) also did in Act 2.
Midori Francis is naked in a couple of scenes in Usual Girls. Nudity aside, this performance shouldn’t be missed.
Her Wolves cohort Susannah Perkins was naked in The Rape of the Sabine Women. Interestingly, she was there supporting Midori the night I saw the show. (She won’t have time now that she’s in Network).
Karleigh420
Swing Joined: 11/9/18
ImAProphet
Stand-by Joined: 7/5/18
Lenexajones
Stand-by Joined: 1/24/06
#198re: Who Have You Seen Naked on Stage?
Posted: 11/9/18 at 11:33pm
Claybourne Elder in Angels. Second row. Quite the surprise!
#199re: Who Have You Seen Naked on Stage?
Posted: 11/9/18 at 11:42pm
Lenexajones said: "Claybourne Elder in Angels. Second row. Quite the surprise!"
Was it as um...impressive as one might hope?
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