Chuck I’m so sorry to hear that in a borough of NYC, you can not find any information about shows that are playing, nor can you find a safe way to get home after attending the theatre.
But I find your anguish puzzling. Even though I'm some 200 miles away from Times Square, I do know what’s playing, thanks to nytimes.com , washingtonpost.com , Didtheylikeit.com, and of course this message board, which we both obviously peruse. Both the “shark play” and “Braids” that you claim to know nothing about were reviewed by multiple critics and discussed here on this board. How did you miss them entirely?
Even though I don’t qualify as a “rich tourist”, I still manage to come to NYC three or four times a year, and see perhaps 8-10 shows in a year. Whenever possible, I play the lottery for the shows I want to see. I also work the digital rush on Today Tix, and use TDF and BroadwayBox discounts when available. The lotteries and digital rush offer you a much greater chance of success than me, as you can play any day that you have free, whereas I have only a couple of days per trip in which I can attend a given show. And when all else fails, I will then generally seek out the cheaper seats so I get the most bang for my buck. Most of my stays are done on hotel points or free nights that I have earned, so little or no cost there. So yeah, I see a fair number of shows and don’t spend like a rich Manhattanite. You certainly don’t have to spend like one either to enjoy the same shows that I see.
And I would say that about half the shows I see are matinees. If you did that, you would not have to take “mass transit at 1 am to a deserted streetcorner.” In fact, in the summer months you would easily get home with several hours of sunlight still awaiting you. That would allow you plenty of time to read all about the latest shows before dinner.
Sorry, but while I sympathize with those who bemoan the ever-rising cost of attending Broadway shows, it’s hard to shed a tear for someone who lives in NY, professes to be a “lifetime theater person”, but can’t seem to find information on what’s worth seeing in theaters, and what's affordable, on any given day.
Updated On: 11/25/23 at 04:28 PM