It would be nice to get someone with some name recognition and comedic chops. Cheri Oteri, Missi Pyle would nail it but they might not be big enough names. A true A lister would probably not do a tour.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello