There's a school in a nearby city that is famous for doing totally inapropriate shows for high schools one year and then a totally boring show the next. In order, here's everything they've done in the last few years...
Cabaret
Hello, Dolly!
Man of La Mancha
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown
Gypsy
The Fantasticks
Assasins
Oklahoma!
For a high school to do Cabaret, Man of La Mancha and Gypsy is unheard of. Forum is a bit iffy with the brothel and everything, but La Mancha has a rape scene and centers around a whore, Gypsy is about strippers, Assasins is about the obvious, and Cabaret is, well, Cabaret. I love all those shows, but I'm so surprised that the director has kept his job. Next thing you know they'll be doing The Full Monty!
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