Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song- Page 2
Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
alterego
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/5/03
#25re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 9:12amPretty much anything by Cole Porter. He was the master of innuendo.
#26re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 9:25am"Point of No Return" ~ PotO - thinnly veiled innuendo
#27re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 9:29amThe Candle Shop song from Debbie Does Dallas!
...and still you hold on, to every old song... - Adam Pascal
philcrosby
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/17/04
#28re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 9:37am
I Never Do Anything Twice (Sondheim)
Noel Coward's parody lyrics to Porter's "Let's Do It" ("Snow White felt she must do it/The seven dwarfs could only just do it" among others)
#29re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 10:00am
"Push de Button" Color Purple.
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"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#30re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 10:17am
BRING ON THE MEN from JEKYLL & HYDE
POINT OF NO RETURN from PHANTOM OF THE OPERA
"TO LOVE ANOTHER PERSON IS TO SEE THE FACE OF GOD"- LES MISERABLES---
"THERE'S A SPECIAL KIND OF PEOPLE KNOWN AS SHOW PEOPLE... WE'RE BORN EVERY NIGHT AT HALF HOUR CALL!"--- CURTAINS
#31re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 10:26am
Well, I didn't find the song "Take Off With Us" particualry sexual. It was just some song about an airline. What Joe Gideon (Bob Fosse) did with the staging was sexual.
#32re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 10:30amAlong with The Tennis Song from City of Angels, Lost and Found is also.
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#33re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 10:33amThe Tennis Song and Lost and Found from City of Angels were the first songs that popped in my head when I read the title of this thread. Brilliant.
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Marguerite Chauvelin
Broadway Star Joined: 7/19/05
#34re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 10:34amWhen you're Good to Mama- Chicago
If Percy Blakeney were in Les Mis....
Percy: Sink me! If it isn't Javvurt!
Javert: Zsah-vair, it's pronounced Zsah-vair.
Pecry: But it's spelled J-A-V-E-R-T Javvurt.
Javert: Repeat after me Zsah...Zsah....
Percy: Oh! Zsa-Zsa! Like the Gabor sister! Well I personally have always prefered Eva.
Javert: (Looks for gun)
Percy: Sink me! If it isn't Javvurt!
Javert: Zsah-vair, it's pronounced Zsah-vair.
Pecry: But it's spelled J-A-V-E-R-T Javvurt.
Javert: Repeat after me Zsah...Zsah....
Percy: Oh! Zsa-Zsa! Like the Gabor sister! Well I personally have always prefered Eva.
Javert: (Looks for gun)
#35re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 11:09am
Take off with us is incredibly sexual even without the dancing!
"Service, service, service."
"Chum, are you gonna come?"
"Any seat you grab will be first class"
The lyrics look innocent but the music they're set to clearly defines the innuendo, that's what makes the song so cool!
And p.s. Cruel Sandwich I love you and I love Arrested Development.
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jonartdesigns
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/04
#36re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 11:37am
wet from steel pier, particularly the barrett/krakowski version
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#37re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:32pmdefintiyl tennis song from city of angels
<------ Me and my friends with patti Lupone at my friends afterparty for her concert with audra mcdonald during the summer of 2007.
"I am sorry but it is an unjust world and virtue is only triumphant in theatricle performances" The Mikado
"I am sorry but it is an unjust world and virtue is only triumphant in theatricle performances" The Mikado
#38re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:39pm
Toledo Surprise
"You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view - until you climb into his skin and walk around in it."
To Kill A Mockingbird
To Kill A Mockingbird
#39re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:47pmThe song from DEBBIE DOES DALLAS about masturbating with a candle.
"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy."
-Charlie Manson
#40re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:56pm
I agree with City of Angels...
The Tennis Song is my choice. Perfect!
Lost and Found, as well
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#41re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 2:15pm
aha! I'm NOT the only person who thought that the Baker's Wife is a total slut when she said, "What's important really is the size."
I never noticed that. Ya think that's why she pretty much did Cinderella's Prince?
#42re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 2:17pm
"Come up to my office" from Parade.
Almost everything in that song, even the repition that says:
"That you came, that you came, that you came..." and everything else! I love it though!
...What happened next, was stranger still, a woman breathless and afraid, appeared out of the night, completely dressed in white. She had a secret she would tell, of one who had mistreated her. Her face and frightened gaze, my mind cannot erase...But then she ran from view. She looked so much like you...
#43re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 2:19pm
Brush Up Your Shakespeare from Kiss Me, Kate the scadal.
thevolleyballer
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/29/04
#44re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 2:41pm
"Green, Green Dress" from tick tick Boom! hasn't got a mention yet? Wow!
"Green green dress, twenty buttons and a strap. Green green dress, oh what a pleasure to unwrap." Hah!
Also, "Push Da Button" from The Color Purple is total innuendo -- if you've read the book, you know what I mean.
sabrelady
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#45re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 2:47pm
"Our Little Den of Iniquity" Pal Joey
I b'lieve they did have some alternate lyrics as some were considered too suggestive.
NYCtheater
Featured Actor Joined: 8/28/03
BwayBaby18
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/19/05
Josh Freilich
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/17/06
#48re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 5:15pm
"Jerry Likes My Corn" from GREY GARDENS.
Think of that. PLENTY of innuendo in that, from that title alone.
Have you ever heard the song "When Daddy Plays the Banjo" or "Banjo Boy" by Michael McKean? Think of hat.
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#49re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 5:32pm'push the button' and 'any little thing' from The Color Purple
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