I'd love to see one of those Hanes underwear commercials with the "Men of Broadway" instead of some random dodgeball team. Hmmmm, Raul, Hugh Panaro, Matt Cavanaugh, Josh Strickland all cavorting in their undies...the mind just goes on and on.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello