Favorite Forbidden Broadway lyrics????- Page 2

[vjRichie]

Posted: 5/11/06 at 9:27am

Ethel and Elton AIDA number - Let's Sing an Old Fashioned Showtune....esp the beginning "and chorus boys had to forage for sustenance".

[LyTeMyCanDyI]

Posted: 5/11/06 at 12:06pm

All of the Footloose one..."Grease redone minus the sex and fun"

The grease one is ok too.
My favorite is deff Wickeder.

[LyTeMyCanDyI]

Posted: 5/11/06 at 12:06pm

All of the Footloose one..."Grease redone minus the sex and fun"

The grease one is ok too.
My favorite is deff Wickeder.

[LyTeMyCanDyI]

Posted: 5/11/06 at 12:07pm

All of the Footloose one..."Grease redone minus the sex and fun"

The grease one is ok too.
My favorite is deff Wickeder.

[LyTeMyCanDyI]

Posted: 5/11/06 at 12:07pm

All of the Footloose one..."Grease redone minus the sex and fun"

The grease one is ok too.
My favorite is deff Wickeder.

[InfiniteTheaterFrenzy]

Posted: 5/11/06 at 12:25pm

Ugh, WHEN is Forbidden Broadway coming BACK to New York? I haven't seen it in almost a year, and I want to see it!

[Phantom487]

Posted: 5/11/06 at 1:35pm

Forbidden Broadway will be back in NYC in June! Can't wait to see the new stuff! Gerard said he can't wait to hit the Tony nominees...

My Favorite Numbers:

PARODY TONIGHT
"No rising set,
No chandelier
But for Carol Channings I fear..."

JULIE THE STAR
"If the lady's Thoroughly Modern
and can snub her nose at a pan
If she did a thoroughly odd turn
dressing up in tails like a man..."

I GET A KICK OUT OF ME
"In olden days this show was shocking
cuz Merman would keep them rocking
but now they've phoned... Patti Lupone!"

NEVER NEVER PANNED
"You too can be a star
like my son who plays J.R. on Dallas
We're never, never panned!"

MUG BROTHERS
"When you've been shot
and you are lying there bleeding
go and see a slow... Down Show!
Just listen to the titty sounds from British synthasizers
Financing a musical is often done by misers..."

A JOLLY HOLIDAY WITH RUDY
"Oh it's a jolly holiday with Rudy
and when the transformation is complete
Broadway will be Giuliani Street"

BEING LUPONE
"No body writes me a show
no body asks me to sing
and so I hired a staff
and do my own thing
like Edith Piaf
I tour all alone
Making you groan
Being Lupone"

WELCOME TO THE TONYS
"So they up the ratings using LL Cool
But he's paired with Carol Channing as a basic rule"

BOMBAY WET DREAMS
"Hooray for Bollywood
where cuties from Calcutta know they could
get cast out from their cast and cast for big pay
with bombs from Bombay that make most murders look good
Go learn a Hindu song and wear a cheap surong!
You'll hit in Bollywood"

MAMMA MI-DIOCRE
"Mamma Mia next to current trash
Seems as great as Kiss Me Kate now
Mamma Mia is an arty smash
compared to the shows of late now"

And thats only a few... I also LOVE the Light in the Piazza and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang numbers that were in SVU, but were not recorded...

Updated On: 5/11/06 at 01:35 PM

[jv92]

Posted: 5/11/06 at 9:26pm

Gagtime
"What show is dark and creepy?"
"What show is sad and weepy"

Patti Lupone as Reno Sweeney
"And so if I layalayalalayalayalalayala, etc
You like, Just like Eva Peron"
"Ibegtodiffawitbilly!"

Ev'rything old is Old Again
"We went to gay-bar-land
And dug up a new Judy Garland"

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 5/11/06 at 9:27pm

Titanic - Ship of Air

[bjh2114]

Posted: 5/11/06 at 9:43pm

The whole Light in the Piazza skit had me rolling in the aisles cause they really overdo the kicked by a Shetland pony thing.

The Yoko/Lennon number is my absolute favorite, SO FUNNY!

Lyrics: Mamma Mediocre: "Dialogue, subtle facts...so complex we have two acts! We're like a Checkhov scene, well at least to a retarded queen!"

[sondwisenheimer]

Posted: 5/11/06 at 9:46pm

To "I Dreamed a Dream:"

Come watch us grovel in the dirt/
then buy a souveinir and don it.
Rich folks pay twenty bucks a shirt/
that has a dying pauper on it.

[singtopher]

Posted: 5/11/06 at 11:59pm

"Super-frantic-hyperactive-self-indugent-mandy"-the whole song

"Amateurs, and Non-Equity First!" -Titanic

"Make them Shoot You"-the whole song

"Welcome to Throughly Modern Millie, the worst Best Musical ever!"

[Corine2]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 12:00am

I believe it opens again on June 9th.
I CAN'T WAIT.
FB COME HOME!!!

[zepka102]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 12:03am

pretty much anything in the Les Miz parody

"i didn't sing one song then die..."

[jsg03jd]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 12:10am

CHEEZY AS CATS (EASY AS LIFE from ELTON JOHN'S AIDA) when the woman parodying Heather Headley sings

"Such disregard for actors, it's amazing they hire us. They dress us up like dummies in Janet Jackson's hand-me downs. We're the worst scourge for New Yorkers since we got the West Nile virus."

"It's Chee-a-heazy, it's chee-a-heazy as CATS!!!!!!!"

Hilarious!

[new_philosophy_girl]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 12:10am

I'm listening to SVU right now and I love the part in Wickeder...

"Stephen Schwartz could use that Tony...you could save a starving artist..."

Can't wait for FB to come back...I LOVE this show!!!!!!

Posted: 5/12/06 at 12:20am

Updated On: 5/6/19 at 12:20 AM

[mominator]

Posted: 5/13/06 at 3:41pm

"Memory, is my power a memory?
Even though Cats and Phantom will
forever play on....."

[To The Stage!]

Posted: 5/13/06 at 4:44pm

"The opposite of rent an't Boheme it's Oklahoma!"

"ouuch they're tight"

"i'm 30 years old tomorrow"

Cats and A Chorus Line-"scratch lick, purr SPRAY..etc." haha

West Side Story "mine name is Chita and not Rita"

"Welcome to the Tony's"

[WickedGeek28]

Posted: 5/13/06 at 5:12pm

Wicked

"Hand over the Tony to me. Stephen Schwartz could use that Tony, for he's never won before. You can save a starving writer."

[ILoveMyDictionary]

Posted: 5/13/06 at 5:18pm

Does anyone happen to have the lyrics to Phantom of the Musical or the Titanic Ship of Air?

Some of my favotite lyrics are

"Walk like a man sing like a girl"
and
"Left hand red, right hand green, Now dance!"
"Into the words!"

[neddyfrank2]

Posted: 5/13/06 at 5:36pm

Movin' Out
"Got a call from a wierd lady called herself Twayla"

For some reason I find that line so funny

[Thesbijean]

Posted: 5/13/06 at 5:56pm

ALL of Gagtime...

[LaVieBoheme015]

Posted: 5/13/06 at 6:26pm

This Aint Boheme-
"According to the Boheme libretto your not suppose to come back, your suppose to be dead!"

[iamironflan]

Posted: 3/15/08 at 11:15am

any idea what squeaky says in "unworthy of your words"? i can't understand her line after "Charlie Manson applauds me on your words, words like____" and in the 5/4 part where she says something about a 'just right carousel'