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Favorite Forbidden Broadway lyrics????
#25re: Favorite Forbidden Broadway lyrics????
Posted: 5/11/06 at 9:27amEthel and Elton AIDA number - Let's Sing an Old Fashioned Showtune....esp the beginning "and chorus boys had to forage for sustenance".
"I've had two years to grow claws, Mother, and they're Jungle Red!" Mary Haines - The Women
#26re: Favorite Forbidden Broadway lyrics????
Posted: 5/11/06 at 12:06pm
All of the Footloose one..."Grease redone minus the sex and fun"
The grease one is ok too.
My favorite is deff Wickeder.
Megan Mullally as Karen Walker on Will and Grace: "Tell me more. Tell me more. Like does he have a car?"
#27re: Favorite Forbidden Broadway lyrics????
Posted: 5/11/06 at 12:06pm
All of the Footloose one..."Grease redone minus the sex and fun"
The grease one is ok too.
My favorite is deff Wickeder.
Megan Mullally as Karen Walker on Will and Grace: "Tell me more. Tell me more. Like does he have a car?"
#28re: Favorite Forbidden Broadway lyrics????
Posted: 5/11/06 at 12:07pm
All of the Footloose one..."Grease redone minus the sex and fun"
The grease one is ok too.
My favorite is deff Wickeder.
Megan Mullally as Karen Walker on Will and Grace: "Tell me more. Tell me more. Like does he have a car?"
#29re: Favorite Forbidden Broadway lyrics????
Posted: 5/11/06 at 12:07pm
All of the Footloose one..."Grease redone minus the sex and fun"
The grease one is ok too.
My favorite is deff Wickeder.
Megan Mullally as Karen Walker on Will and Grace: "Tell me more. Tell me more. Like does he have a car?"
#30re: Favorite Forbidden Broadway lyrics????
Posted: 5/11/06 at 12:25pmUgh, WHEN is Forbidden Broadway coming BACK to New York? I haven't seen it in almost a year, and I want to see it!
[title of show] on Broadway. it's time. believe.
Phantom487
Broadway Star Joined: 7/24/04
#31re: Favorite Forbidden Broadway lyrics????
Posted: 5/11/06 at 1:35pm
Forbidden Broadway will be back in NYC in June! Can't wait to see the new stuff! Gerard said he can't wait to hit the Tony nominees...
My Favorite Numbers:
PARODY TONIGHT
"No rising set,
No chandelier
But for Carol Channings I fear..."
JULIE THE STAR
"If the lady's Thoroughly Modern
and can snub her nose at a pan
If she did a thoroughly odd turn
dressing up in tails like a man..."
I GET A KICK OUT OF ME
"In olden days this show was shocking
cuz Merman would keep them rocking
but now they've phoned... Patti Lupone!"
NEVER NEVER PANNED
"You too can be a star
like my son who plays J.R. on Dallas
We're never, never panned!"
MUG BROTHERS
"When you've been shot
and you are lying there bleeding
go and see a slow... Down Show!
Just listen to the titty sounds from British synthasizers
Financing a musical is often done by misers..."
A JOLLY HOLIDAY WITH RUDY
"Oh it's a jolly holiday with Rudy
and when the transformation is complete
Broadway will be Giuliani Street"
BEING LUPONE
"No body writes me a show
no body asks me to sing
and so I hired a staff
and do my own thing
like Edith Piaf
I tour all alone
Making you groan
Being Lupone"
WELCOME TO THE TONYS
"So they up the ratings using LL Cool
But he's paired with Carol Channing as a basic rule"
BOMBAY WET DREAMS
"Hooray for Bollywood
where cuties from Calcutta know they could
get cast out from their cast and cast for big pay
with bombs from Bombay that make most murders look good
Go learn a Hindu song and wear a cheap surong!
You'll hit in Bollywood"
MAMMA MI-DIOCRE
"Mamma Mia next to current trash
Seems as great as Kiss Me Kate now
Mamma Mia is an arty smash
compared to the shows of late now"
And thats only a few... I also LOVE the Light in the Piazza and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang numbers that were in SVU, but were not recorded...
Updated On: 5/11/06 at 01:35 PM
#32re: Favorite Forbidden Broadway lyrics????
Posted: 5/11/06 at 9:26pm
Gagtime
"What show is dark and creepy?"
"What show is sad and weepy"
Patti Lupone as Reno Sweeney
"And so if I layalayalalayalayalalayala, etc
You like, Just like Eva Peron"
"Ibegtodiffawitbilly!"
Ev'rything old is Old Again
"We went to gay-bar-land
And dug up a new Judy Garland"
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#33re: Favorite Forbidden Broadway lyrics????
Posted: 5/11/06 at 9:27pmTitanic - Ship of Air
Poster Emeritus
#34re: Favorite Forbidden Broadway lyrics????
Posted: 5/11/06 at 9:43pm
The whole Light in the Piazza skit had me rolling in the aisles cause they really overdo the kicked by a Shetland pony thing.
The Yoko/Lennon number is my absolute favorite, SO FUNNY!
Lyrics: Mamma Mediocre: "Dialogue, subtle facts...so complex we have two acts! We're like a Checkhov scene, well at least to a retarded queen!"
sondwisenheimer
Stand-by Joined: 5/3/06
#35re: Favorite Forbidden Broadway lyrics????
Posted: 5/11/06 at 9:46pm
To "I Dreamed a Dream:"
Come watch us grovel in the dirt/
then buy a souveinir and don it.
Rich folks pay twenty bucks a shirt/
that has a dying pauper on it.
#36re: Favorite Forbidden Broadway lyrics????
Posted: 5/11/06 at 11:59pm
"Super-frantic-hyperactive-self-indugent-mandy"-the whole song
"Amateurs, and Non-Equity First!" -Titanic
"Make them Shoot You"-the whole song
"Welcome to Throughly Modern Millie, the worst Best Musical ever!"
"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert
Corine2
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/14/03
#37re: Favorite Forbidden Broadway lyrics????
Posted: 5/12/06 at 12:00am
I believe it opens again on June 9th.
I CAN'T WAIT.
FB COME HOME!!! 
#38re: Favorite Forbidden Broadway lyrics????
Posted: 5/12/06 at 12:03am
pretty much anything in the Les Miz parody
"i didn't sing one song then die..."
::bust a move::
jsg03jd
Broadway Star Joined: 11/24/04
#39re: Favorite Forbidden Broadway lyrics????
Posted: 5/12/06 at 12:10am
CHEEZY AS CATS (EASY AS LIFE from ELTON JOHN'S AIDA) when the woman parodying Heather Headley sings
"Such disregard for actors, it's amazing they hire us. They dress us up like dummies in Janet Jackson's hand-me downs. We're the worst scourge for New Yorkers since we got the West Nile virus."
"It's Chee-a-heazy, it's chee-a-heazy as CATS!!!!!!!"
Hilarious!
#40re: Favorite Forbidden Broadway lyrics????
Posted: 5/12/06 at 12:10am
I'm listening to SVU right now and I love the part in Wickeder...
"Stephen Schwartz could use that Tony...you could save a starving artist..."
Can't wait for FB to come back...I LOVE this show!!!!!!
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#41re: Favorite Forbidden Broadway lyrics????
Posted: 5/12/06 at 12:20amUpdated On: 5/6/19 at 12:20 AM
#42re: Favorite Forbidden Broadway lyrics????
Posted: 5/13/06 at 3:41pm
"Memory, is my power a memory?
Even though Cats and Phantom will
forever play on....."
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
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Broadway Legend Joined: 2/28/06
#43re: Favorite Forbidden Broadway lyrics????
Posted: 5/13/06 at 4:44pm
"The opposite of rent an't Boheme it's Oklahoma!"
"ouuch they're tight"
"i'm 30 years old tomorrow"
Cats and A Chorus Line-"scratch lick, purr SPRAY..etc." haha
West Side Story "mine name is Chita and not Rita"
"Welcome to the Tony's"
So afraid of getting older
I'm only good at being young
I'm only good at being young
#44re: Favorite Forbidden Broadway lyrics????
Posted: 5/13/06 at 5:12pm
Wicked
"Hand over the Tony to me. Stephen Schwartz could use that Tony, for he's never won before. You can save a starving writer."
"You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view - until you climb into his skin and walk around in it."
To Kill A Mockingbird
To Kill A Mockingbird
#45re: Favorite Forbidden Broadway lyrics????
Posted: 5/13/06 at 5:18pm
Does anyone happen to have the lyrics to Phantom of the Musical or the Titanic Ship of Air?
Some of my favotite lyrics are
"Walk like a man sing like a girl"
and
"Left hand red, right hand green, Now dance!"
"Into the words!"
neddyfrank2
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/23/05
#46re: Favorite Forbidden Broadway lyrics????
Posted: 5/13/06 at 5:36pm
Movin' Out
"Got a call from a wierd lady called herself Twayla"
For some reason I find that line so funny
Thesbijean
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/9/04
LaVieBoheme015
Swing Joined: 1/9/06
#48re: Favorite Forbidden Broadway lyrics????
Posted: 5/13/06 at 6:26pm
This Aint Boheme-
"According to the Boheme libretto your not suppose to come back, your suppose to be dead!"
#49re: Favorite Forbidden Broadway lyrics????
Posted: 3/15/08 at 11:15amany idea what squeaky says in "unworthy of your words"? i can't understand her line after "Charlie Manson applauds me on your words, words like____" and in the 5/4 part where she says something about a 'just right carousel'
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