Forbidden Broadway will be back in NYC in June! Can't wait to see the new stuff! Gerard said he can't wait to hit the Tony nominees...
My Favorite Numbers:
PARODY TONIGHT
"No rising set,
No chandelier
But for Carol Channings I fear..."
JULIE THE STAR
"If the lady's Thoroughly Modern
and can snub her nose at a pan
If she did a thoroughly odd turn
dressing up in tails like a man..."
I GET A KICK OUT OF ME
"In olden days this show was shocking
cuz Merman would keep them rocking
but now they've phoned... Patti Lupone!"
NEVER NEVER PANNED
"You too can be a star
like my son who plays J.R. on Dallas
We're never, never panned!"
MUG BROTHERS
"When you've been shot
and you are lying there bleeding
go and see a slow... Down Show!
Just listen to the titty sounds from British synthasizers
Financing a musical is often done by misers..."
A JOLLY HOLIDAY WITH RUDY
"Oh it's a jolly holiday with Rudy
and when the transformation is complete
Broadway will be Giuliani Street"
BEING LUPONE
"No body writes me a show
no body asks me to sing
and so I hired a staff
and do my own thing
like Edith Piaf
I tour all alone
Making you groan
Being Lupone"
WELCOME TO THE TONYS
"So they up the ratings using LL Cool
But he's paired with Carol Channing as a basic rule"
BOMBAY WET DREAMS
"Hooray for Bollywood
where cuties from Calcutta know they could
get cast out from their cast and cast for big pay
with bombs from Bombay that make most murders look good
Go learn a Hindu song and wear a cheap surong!
You'll hit in Bollywood"
MAMMA MI-DIOCRE
"Mamma Mia next to current trash
Seems as great as Kiss Me Kate now
Mamma Mia is an arty smash
compared to the shows of late now"
And thats only a few... I also LOVE the Light in the Piazza and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang numbers that were in SVU, but were not recorded...
Updated On: 5/11/06 at 01:35 PM
