Hilarious Comments Overheard By Tourists and Audience Members — Page 11
Posted: 6/18/06 at 5:57pm
Not only am I laughing HELLA hard, but I'm also raising my blood pressure because it's all I can do to keep from slapping my computer... I'm getting so angry at some of these things! I ALWAYS inform people, complete strangers, when I overhear them say something wrong.
Let us all make a vow to be more forth-coming and correct incorrect strangers! Please, for the betterment of our nation!
WALKING BY THE RODGERS
Boy: So this is a musical about the Disney movie?
Man: Yes.
Boy: What about all the gorillas?
Man: I'm sure they're in cages.
Boy: On stage? They can do that?
Man: Well this is Broadway, they can afford anything.
Updated On: 6/18/06 at 05:57 PM
Posted: 6/18/06 at 6:08pm
walking PAST the Rodgers...
EDIT: Eug changed his post above this one! No fair! :P It used to say, "walking passed the Rodgers" muuuuhahahahahahahahaha! :P
Updated On: 6/18/06 at 06:08 PM
Posted: 6/18/06 at 6:10pm
Posted: 6/18/06 at 6:56pm
I'd love to see the tour cast again myself. I've essentially already seen the Broadway cast, because they were the ones on tour last year -- would love to see it again
What does that mean? The Broadway cast was on tour last year?
Posted: 6/18/06 at 7:02pm
Posted: 6/18/06 at 7:08pm
Just kind of tickled me, and but not in an Elmo sort of way.
Posted: 6/18/06 at 7:16pm
I am pretty sure I interpreted that wrong.
Do they think that they travel from Boston/L.A. to NY in the same day?
Sorry for my stupidity... "
SWEETQINTHELIGHTS:
Yes, they do.
Posted: 6/18/06 at 7:17pm
Wow.
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That is the most adorable thing!
Posted: 6/18/06 at 8:11pm
I was in Through the Looking Glass last summer. We performed for camps. One day there was a camp that came with kids that were 4-7.
I was the white queen.
The red queen appeared on stage first and a kid yelled out "That's the queen!"
Then I came out and the same kid yelled "2 queens! O my Goodness. That's like 2 tooth fairies!"
At the end of the performance, the kids came down to meet us and one little girl stood there, stunned, her mouth wide opened. One of the counselors went over to her and asked what was wrong and the girl said "That's Alice, I've always wanted to meet her!"
Posted: 6/18/06 at 8:16pm
"Some of the lyrics in Halloween don't make sense like when he sings "how did we get here, how the hell--Pam left.." who the heck is Pam and why did she leave?"
(from Rent)
Updated On: 6/18/06 at 08:16 PM
Posted: 6/18/06 at 8:23pm
Teen girl: Did you know all male actors on Broadway are gay?
Mom: Of course! Otherwise they wouldn't be on Broadway- they'd be a lawyer or something.
If only I was there...
Updated On: 6/18/06 at 08:23 PM
Posted: 6/18/06 at 8:25pm
Posted: 6/18/06 at 8:40pm
Oh, what am I talking about? I'm neither.
Posted: 6/18/06 at 8:48pm
My school went with a tour group, and the rest of the group had voted to see Tarzan as one of our three shows, which i was not excited about. I hadn't liked the movie and i didn't want to sit through 3 hours of Phil Collins music. Well, at intermission i turned to my friend who'd also been against seeing the show, and this happened:
Me: Wow, this is so much better than i thought it was going to be!
Friend: Yeah, the visuals are amazing!
Me: The music is actually pretty good too.
Friend: I know! I think it's because it's not Phil Collins singing.
Me: True, that helps a lot.
I'm poked by the person on my right
Other Person: Uh, guys, Phil Collins is here.
Me: Are you serious?
Other Person: Yeah, he's right there.
He happened to be sitting about 7 rows down from us. I was quite embarassed.
Posted: 6/18/06 at 8:58pm
Elderly Woman #1- What are they saying i don't understand?
Elderly Woman #2- I think they're auctioning something.
Elderly Woman #1- What dose this have to do with they story? This supposed to be about a phantom and an opera singer.
During Masquerade when the phantom comes down in his red death costume.
Elderly Woman #2 Is that the Phantom?
Elderly Woamn #1 I don't know.
Posted: 6/18/06 at 10:05pm
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Posted: 6/19/06 at 12:01am
While this is probably more annoying than hilarious, there were 2 competing camps at the Faith Healer stage door: [Imagine screaming teens] "You were GREAT in Harry Potter!" vs "You were wonderful in Schindler's List!"
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