This just in: Kate Winslet has announced that she will not be playing Lady Macbeth in the Roundabout's upcoming revival of Shakespeare's tragedy MACBETH. In her Chelsea home a tearful and humbled Winslett was quoted as saying, "I didn't realize how inappropriate I was to be doing such a thing. I don't know what I was thinking. Honestly, it was Hunter's Facebook campaign that really made me see the light...this is a part that should be played by a theatre actress, not some dumb Hollywood blonde like me."
Todd Haines, Artistic Director of the Roundabout Theatre and world-class starf**ker issued a statement: "It is a sad day here at the Roundabout. We are very disappointed to hear about Ms. Winslett's departure from this project. But it's Hunter's Facebook campaign that has really made us see the truth about what kind of actors we need to be hiring." Haines went on to say he was so impressed by the monumental Facebook tantrum, that he is now in talks for the MACBETH production to go forward starring Mr. Hunter as the titular role and his sibling Sutton Foster as Lady Macbeth. "We think the incest angle will bring out some new colors in this classic text," Haimes said.
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