I’m typing this en route to the airport – apologies in advance for any typos!
I saw If/Then last night with a friend and we were very underwhelmed by the entire production.
Plot – For starters, the plot isn’t anything dynamic. A 39 year old woman moves to back to New York and takes a job doing – WAIT FOR IT – city planning/working for the MTA! Not exactly material that makes for a stirring drama.
One of the big issues I had with If/Then was that I really didn’t care for Idina’s character (Liz/Beth). For much of the show she comes off as jaded, standoff-ish, arrogant and emotionally distant. These qualities didn’t exactly endear me to her. And in Act II, there are several scenes where I should really care for her character and I don’t. I feel that by the time the real drama arrives in Act II, I was so bored that I just wanted the evening over with and didn’t care what happened.
Furthermore – the whole issue of the parallel storylines in the show is extremely unclear and confusing. There were many times during the show I was trying to figure out what was going on and trying to make sense of the action onstage. It was a mess and if the show’s to be successful then they need to clean up the book.
Anthony Rapp – It feel’s like he’s playing an updated version of Mark from Rent, a grassroots organizer. I wonder if he was type cast, or just enjoys playing this type of role?
James Snyder – He was fine, nothing earth shattering. Although, he sound off key at several moments during the show, most noticeably in his big Act I ballad to Idina.
Score – Weak and anticlimactic. The Act I finale was the weakest finale I have ever seen. There are two solid numbers in the show “What the F*CK” and “What If (Idina’s big eleven o’clock number).” Aside from that, a big disappointment, especially considering how great the N2N score was.
Set – I loved the set. There are several scenes when the floor lights up and the mirror above stage reflect the design to the audience. It’s a really cool effect that shows the NYC subway map. For the city planning scenes it’s pretty effective.
A few quick random notes – The playbill DOES NOT contain a song list. I found this annoying because I wanted to track the songs thru the tryout. See what gets cut, what gets added etc.
Also, if you are in the balcony, prepare to have an obstructed view for 25% of the show. The mirror above the stage moves, and at times it’s hard to see the action on stage.
Overall – They have A LOT of work to do. But I wonder if the show’s plot prevents it from being successful. I mean are theatergoers really going to pay $130 a seat for a show about a women who moves back to New York and takes up city planning? I get what they’re trying to do with the show, and the parallel storylines. But it left me wondering whether the plot alone lends itself well to being a musical. I don’t know.
The National Theater was pretty full last night. Leaving the theater, many of the conversations I overheard said the same thing, “It needs work before Broadway.”
I’m going to closing night and will be eager to see what they change!
Welcome to DC If/Then and break a leg!
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