Well, this was a disaster through and through. An honest to god total mess of a “musical” if you can even call this one. Spider-Man may have been terrible, but at least it delivered on the spectacle and actually had a legitimate score (as bad as it was). The same cannot be said for King Kong.
The cast really only has three main characters - Anne Darrow, Carl Dehner, and Lumpy. Christiani Pitts sings 90% of the “score” (a vast majority of which is just REALLY bad underscoring). The songs are banal and the lyrics are chock full of cliche after cliche. Also, Christiani Pitts does not have the stage presence, charisma, voice, or acting chops to carry this show. She is giving one of the weakest performances I have ever seen an actress give in a musical in quite some time. However, I also realize she is working with some really horrible material.
Going into this show, I was so excited for the spectacle that I was sure would be in store. Well, the set consists of two giant pieces of industrial strength scaffolding that fly in and out and a massive curved LED screen that encompasses the stage. That’s just about it. The projections are constantly moving and even gave me a little bit of motion sickness.
Now, onto the Kong puppet. Is it impressive? Sure. Is it revolutionary and worth sitting through the rest of this pile of dreck for? Absolutely not. In fact, I would say King Kong is only onstage maybe 25% of the time. It takes him way too long to make his first appearance. Whenever he is not onstage, the audience is subjected to treacherously long, boring, and truly terrible book scenes.
There is so much more I could say about this (especially the shockingly awful choreography, but I think that’s already been covered in here), but I will finish by saying this is a colossal mess of the most epic proportions.
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