Wee Thomas 2 - If you end a show with a character dying do they really think the audience is going to break out in wild applause immediately. The key would have been if they showed the reaction of audience to the cast members and "stars" during the curtain call.
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
Surely the ring is going to end up on Ivy's dressing room table or similar? Karen sees it, fallout, breakup with Dev, but she goes on as Marilyn and potentially blows everyone away so she gets some kind of bittersweet triumph?
That's the most obvious thing to happen dramatically.
Um...did any of you bitches know that the gospel song sung in that apparently gay-friendly church was written by that disgusting, odious homophobe Donnie McClurkin? Cause this bitch sure as SH*T didn't. Really, Smash? I mean...
I mean...I thought that scene was 17 different kinds of ridiculous even though 'I love church.' But knowing this actually makes it kind of disgusting. ESPECIALLY when you have a gay black man who's just a little too holier than thou singing it.
Why do I get the feeling that Marilyn is going to end up being someone completely random? My money is on either 1) Jessica (for whatever reason) or 2) Julia (pulling a "Georgia" from Curtains where the lyricist knows the whole show and has to step in at the last minute).
"They're not applauding! Why aren't they applauding?!?!"
Seriously, he had no idea? NOBODY connected with the production thought it was a bad ending? The show is destined to run 2 weeks and get nominated for Best Musical and nothing else.
And the Dev plot line is giving me serious anxiety attacks.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
I don't know. I don't know gospel music well enough. But I do know people in the Lavender Light Gospel Choir...and I'm sure they could have pointed someone in the right direction.
Or, Shaiman could have written a new piece. Or we could have gone really meta and had them sing 'I Know Where I Been.'
Please don't tell me you think it's fine that this show payed royalties to Donnie McClurkin.
*ETA: I just was on the Lavender Light website and noticed one of the tracks on one of their CDs is by McClurkin. Maybe there's no where safe to turn! Or maybe it was written before he turned 'Ex-Gay'. Either way, I'm surrounded by disappointment!
Updated On: 5/9/12 at 01:59 PM
That's what I was just about to post, Phyllis. The scene was absurd to begin with. But couldn't they have worked a little harder to find someone who is so horribly anti-gay? Just a little?