Picture it, Summer, 2009. West Side Story was at the Palace. I was working in ticket sales.
Ticket Buyer: Is Liza Minnelli still playing in West Side Story?
Me: Um.....no. I don't believe she's ever been in that show, at least on Broadway.
TB: No, no, she was in West Side Story. I read it in the Times
Me: Well, maybe at one point she was in a past production, but can assure you she's not in this production of West Side Story.
TB: No, I have the article right here. (She pulls out her paper)
Me: (Looks at paper, sees photo with caption reading "Liza Minnelli performs with the cast of West Side Story at the 2009 Tony Awards). Ok. I guess I can see your confusion now. Sorry, Liza's not in the show.
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Updated On: 7/14/18 at 06:18 PM