I like reading people's bios that are actually interesting. Who they thank is none of my business. My bio ends with "Word to your mother and the baby Jesus." Yes, it's a personal joke between me and my family, and sure, only my family will know that it's my personal hello to them, but the bottom line is that it's my bio.
I like reading funny bios, I like reading interesting bios. Bios that just list someone's credits disappoint me. I think what an actor decides to put in their bio tells me about them. Like Christopher Seiber's bio. It's hilarious, and I love that. It tells me he's got a sense of humor, something a lot of people nowadays seem to lack.
Into the Woods, Beauty and the Beast, RENT, Mamma Mia!, Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde, Evita (with Julia Murney), Hairspray (with Paul Vogt), Peter and the Starcatchers (with Christian Borle), Lion King, Altar Boyz, Legally Blonde (with Lauren Zackrin).