3 hours, long intermission, no stops. I have never seen the movie.
From a production standpoint, it’s a beast. Major kudos to the design team and Arden. The staging is genuinely impressive, super cinematic, visually striking, and technically dialed in. There are moments that feel big and bold in the best way.
But the show itself… all over the place.
The tone swings wildly. It starts dark and sinister, then drifts into a very Lifetime movie–style family trauma lane that feels cheesy, generic, and a bit rote. From there, it veers into an almost slapstick, gumshoe-style stretch, before landing in a big, inspirational, feel-good “the sun’ll come up tomorrow” ending. None of those shifts really connect, so the final turn doesn’t feel earned. It ends up feeling like a few different shows stitched together rather than one cohesive story.
The score doesn’t help. Pretty bland overall, and none of the numbers really move the story forward. Nothing that sticks with you walking out.
Performances are strong for what they’re given. I wish there were more numbers centered around Ali Louis, who was super fun to watch and a total star. Shosh and Paul get to belt their faces off on a seesaw, which was weirdly thrilling.
Not sure if it was the writing, the performance, or some chaotic cocktail of both, but the younger brother absolutely drove me up a wall. I get what the character is meant to represent, and I respect the intent, but wow. At times the dialogue and delivery felt so grating it yanked me right out of the show, like he’d wandered in from an entirely different production and refused to leave.
Overall: incredible to look at, but the tone, storytelling, and score never quite come together.
Updated On: 3/29/26 at 12:23 AM