For fun, I'm the official food tester for Donald Trump (If I suddenly disappear from the board, you'll know Rosie O'Donnell finally got her hand in the Trump's chocolate mousse). It's risky, doesn't pay much, and I've gained 40 pounds, but it's all worthwhile to know I'm the last stop for Donald's food before it enters his mouth. Eat up, Donny boy!
But my full-time job is getting the stains out of the Kardashian mattresses. It's super gross but I rack up a lot of overtime.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian