I don't like to leave halfway through a show. Tickets cost too much for me to waste 'em, I've seen shows that have had terrible first acts and yet improved beyond measure in the second half, and I like to get something out of every theatre experience, even if it's just an overwhelming certainty of how not to do it.
Although having said that, I did leave halfway through a
Kismet matinee at the London Coliseum. The night before, I'd been to see
Sweeney Todd at the Royal Festival Hall. Bryn Terfel, Maria Friedman, Philip Quast, and a whole bunch of other supremely talented cast members, and I had another ticket to go back that evening. That morning, I'd been to a really cool Anthony Gormley exhibition with a group of friends. It was a beautiful sunny day. My seat was really high up and REALLY uncomfortable. The design was terrible, the cast were unappealing, and I'd been having *such* a nice weekend up until that point that I really couldn't convince myself to go back in for the second half. So I snuck out with the smokers and went and ate okonomiyaki before finding a nice place by the Thames to sit until evening. I don't regret it for a second.
And I wish I'd walked out of
England People Very Nice at the National. I don't offend very easily, so don't think I was going "OMG the racism, well I never!". It wasn't even that offensive. It was just boring, overlong, uninteresting, and wretched. I really really should've left...