swallowing pills
swallowing pills
#0swallowing pills
Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:44pm
I know, a lot of you have heard me complain a LOT about my difficulities with the activity of pill swallowing. I know how to do it, and I try, but I guess I just think about it too much because it never goes down. I swallow the water, and the stupid pill ends up on the tip of my tongue or something. Yesterday it took me one and a half 32 ounce bottles of water and about an hour (I'm being totally serious) to swallow one. Help!
I've already gotten a few, but if anyone has any suggestions on how to make this easier, I'll love you forever.
#1re: swallowing pills
Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:45pmwait... i thought this was about illegal drugs. oh man, what a gyp.
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#2re: swallowing pills
Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:48pm
well, when I was younger my mom would smash up the pills and put the powder in some apple juice... it would at least save you some time.
I feel your pain though I used to have difficulty too. Now I have to take two a day everyday so I learned quickly... just takes time. and you gotta make sure the pill doesn't stick to your tong! that could be part of your problem because it should catch the water and just go right down...
#3re: swallowing pills
Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:48pmI used to have problems with this for years until i found the perfect solution - I simply eat it with yogurt! I swear, I put the pill in the yogurt, then eat it normally...Since you don't chew yogurt, do you? I always works, and you can hardly feel the pill going down. It's great!
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#4re: swallowing pills
Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:49pmI have the same problem and the other day I was at my grandma's house and she was taking her medication and she had a handful of pills and swallowed all 6 or 7 at once. Cut to me trying to swallow one vitamin yesterday and choking on it.
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#5re: swallowing pills
Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:51pm
Thanks guys.
Actually, soy yogurt exists, I just have to get some. I think I have applesauce in my fridge. I was planning on crushing them, but something I read says not to crush this. In all honesty, the medicine is still getting ingested if I crush the pill, so I don't know what the difference is. *sigh*
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#6re: swallowing pills
Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:56pm
*hugs* Emcee, chica, I used to have that problem. Try putting the pill on the back of your tongue before you swallow. (or just stare at your avatar for awhile, that'll make you feel better. 
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#7re: swallowing pills
Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:57pm
I do. And then it just ends up on the tip of my tongue instead. It's eeeeeeevil.
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insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#8re: swallowing pills
Posted: 3/27/05 at 3:02pm
Only you, Emcee.
*steals man in avatar* You can have the picture itself, but I want The Cuban.
#9re: swallowing pills
Posted: 3/27/05 at 3:03pmHey now. I'm choking on a pill, you can let me have the attractive man.
BwayTheatre11
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/25/03
#10re: swallowing pills
Posted: 3/27/05 at 3:03pmIt took me a while but, I got it...just don't even think about it.
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#11re: swallowing pills
Posted: 3/27/05 at 3:05pmTry having the water in your mouth before putting the pill in, then swallowing the whole mouthful. That's what my dad taught me to do when I was little and I've never had to do it any other way.
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#12re: swallowing pills
Posted: 3/27/05 at 3:38pmI have the same problem too. Sometimes, if the problem is that the pills are too big, I cutt them into smaller pieces. The only problem is, you have to make sure you're no grinding them into powder, and then losing some pieces. Good luck.
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#13re: swallowing pills
Posted: 3/27/05 at 3:42pm
That's what I did this time. I cut it into small-ish pieces and stuck in in applesauce.
Then I almost choked.
#14re: swallowing pills
Posted: 3/27/05 at 3:58pm
*hugs* i'm so proud of you for doing this, because you know that i'm too much of a wuss even to try. i have to take liquid or chewable everything. i refuse to crush things up because they taste gross. but luckily i'm rarely sick so it all works out 
TheGaIsSilent
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#15re: swallowing pills
Posted: 3/27/05 at 4:09pmMy sister's 19, and has resigned herself to never being able to swallow pills. She's tried pretty much everything. Though, she says it's still quite embarrassing to ask for children's chewables or liquid form.
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MatureDignity
Broadway Star Joined: 10/31/04
#16re: swallowing pills
Posted: 3/27/05 at 4:14pmMy sister has this problem. Sorry I don't have any new suggestions, but I do know that you should check with your doctor before crushing or breaking up the pills because doing so could mess up how the medicine is released...
#17re: swallowing pills
Posted: 3/27/05 at 4:17pm
Well, I'm *supposed* to take half a pill a day, so I have to break them anyway. That's why I think it might be okay, but I'll check.
I usually do resort to liquid and chewable, Ga, but it would've taken longer to get. 
MatureDignity
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#18re: swallowing pills
Posted: 3/27/05 at 4:23pm
I have the opposite problem. I cannot stand chewables or liquid. Once I could only get my Singulair Rx in chewable form. Ugh. Too bad breathing is so neccessary; otherwise I wouldn't have touched them.
If you already have to break them in half, it's probably okay. I just know some meds are weird about time release. Good luck!
sabrelady
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#19re: swallowing pills
Posted: 3/27/05 at 4:48pmIf the pill is scored NOT enteric coated or states a long /slow release it is usually, safe to cut or crush. Try using a slighly thicker consistancy- frozen youghut is good so are thick milkshake y things
#20re: swallowing pills
Posted: 3/27/05 at 5:00pmI've been swallowing pills without water since I was 4. I am a born druggie.
EVIE
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/12/04
#21re: swallowing pills
Posted: 3/27/05 at 5:06pmI totally understand your frustration. I even have this little pill crusher thingie my mom bought for me back when Thrifty pharmacy's were still in business here in SF. You should buy one, you pop the pills in and turn the little knob...crushes them to soft powder. Just watch out if you have to sneeze or cough, you'll end up blowing the stuff everywhere! It's happened to me a couple of times.
#23re: swallowing pills
Posted: 3/27/05 at 5:42pmStick it under your tongue, that's the only way I can get them down, it goes right back without you even noticing. The hardest part at first is trying not to think too much about it.
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#24re: swallowing pills
Posted: 3/27/05 at 6:24pmTip your head back as you swallow, like you're tossing back a shot or something. I have to take 6 pills a day, so I've had plenty of practice.
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