I've been reading this thread on and off for years, and having seen my share of bad behavior at the theater over the years, decided after an experience this past Friday to finally post one I had to deal with sitting right next to me, and earlier in the performance of "Greater Clements". The lengthy show is three acts with two 10 minute intermissions, and the third act seems endless. A middle aged man behind me had licorice in a very thick plastic bag which he kept rattling all throughout the first act. I was able to catch a glimpse of it during the first intermission.
The young woman next to me seemed to have no clue about what "personal space" is, flicking her coat onto my lap throughout the second act, and during the intermission, bumping into me on several occasions without even acknowledging my presence. I politely just said, "Excuse me" when she bumped into me the third time. I wouldn't have bothered writing about this as I deal with such things all the time, but when she pulled out a paper bag and began to crunch on fried chicken (which stunk up the whole aisle I'm sure), I was aghast. She was trying to crunch and munch quietly, but sorry, it did not work. As the play is very intimate and every sound can be heard, I kept my cool, but I really wanted to tell her off.
I had read an article where Harvey Fierstein, I believe, once witnessed a family pass a whole chicken back and forth in the front row, but I never thought that I would encounter this in the very same theater where Patti No Phone once grabbed somebody's device when she saw them texting. I make a point of pulling out the battery from my phone just as extra precaution when I see Patti on stage and nearly lost the battery when I sat in the front row at "War Paint" out of fear that my phone might accidentally go on.
One Grecian Ern
Updated On: 11/19/19 at 10:16 AM