Beaches reviews
Beaches reviews#250
Posted: 5/8/26 at 4:25pm
I never wish any show out of business, may they run forever if they can.
Yet it is unreasonable to not criticize an inept product that comes with such a high price tag.
Consumers have the right to their opinion, and this isn't being cruel to a little girl's lemonade stand. The Broadway prices are quite cynical and the criticism should be expected to be just as extreme."
Don't worry Blaxx, Trash won't say anything negative to you about your incredibly reasonable and sensible post, just mine 😂
Beaches reviews#251
Posted: 5/8/26 at 4:34pm
DrMonicaDeMoneco said: "10:39pm and beaches has survived another 2 show Wednesday. Seriously, are we in the upside down?"
At least that would be more interesting than this Garbage Fire of a musical. Vecna just floats through the audience until he reaches the stage just killing everybody with some sweet special effects. I'd go!
Beaches reviews#253
Posted: 5/12/26 at 10:59pm
Going into this knowing it was supposedly bad made me not hate this, I think. The show itself is bad and the cast did everything they could with the material, but it was a treat for my ADHD-riddled mind the way the book jumped back and forth.
I’m still trying to figure out how everyone at the airline counter knew her song, though. She didn’t seem very famous at that point in the plot.
Beaches reviews#254
Posted: 5/12/26 at 11:01pm
THDavis said: "Going into this knowing it was supposedly bad made me not hate this, I think. The show itself is bad and the cast did everything they could with the material, but it was a treat for my ADHD-riddled mind the way the book jumped back and forth.
I’m still trying to figure out how everyone at the airline counter knew her song, though. She didn’t seem very famous at that point in the plot."
Right! If you go in thinking it’s bad you can only be impressed and I was.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/9/04
Beaches reviews#255
Posted: 5/13/26 at 5:39am
Sutton Ross said: "I never wish any show out of business, may they run forever if they can.
Yet it is unreasonable to not criticize an inept product that comes with such a high price tag.
Consumers have the right to their opinion, and this isn't being cruel to a little girl's lemonade stand. The Broadway prices are quite cynical and the criticism should be expected to be just as extreme."
Don't worry Blaxx, Trash won't say anything negative to you about your incredibly reasonable and sensible post, just mine 😂"
Blaxx makes their point without being cruel and mocking the heart poured into it. I used to be like you, Sutton. I used to think I was clever and funny for all my toxic takedowns of shows I didn't like. I'm glad I realized I wasn't.
Beaches reviews#256
Posted: 5/16/26 at 8:59pm
Related but unrelated.
Per Jessica’s TikTok… a super fan got backstage and to her dressing room. This is crazy. Don’t do this.
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSxFu7V9A/
Beaches reviews#257
Posted: 5/17/26 at 2:13pm
Luminaire2 said: "Related but unrelated.
Per Jessica’s TikTok… asuper fan got backstage and to her dressing room. This is crazy. Don’t do this.
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSxFu7V9A/"
She has super fans?
did this really happen…
Beaches reviews#258
Posted: 5/17/26 at 2:23pm
this is still open? Their sales for next weekend are sad.
Beaches reviews#259
Posted: 5/17/26 at 2:48pm
ACL2006 said: "this is still open? Their sales for next weekend aresad."
Is Vosk trying to drum up sales??
Beaches reviews#260
Posted: 5/17/26 at 3:06pm
This seems quite simple to me. The security at the theatre need to answer some questions, and DO THEIR JOB.
The person who did this should be banned from all Broadway theatres.
Beaches reviews#261
Posted: 5/17/26 at 4:29pm
No one in this (had to be relatively small) group noticed this rando following them and being in the dressing room until Vosk said something?
Apologies if this is overly critical but it just seems odd.
Beaches reviews#262
Posted: 5/17/26 at 5:01pm
How did they even get down the alley and once inside? I thought it’s closed off now.
I would ask Jessica’s friends first and the guard. I would of turned and been like who are you ? Mmmmm odd indeed
Beaches reviews#263
Posted: 5/17/26 at 5:07pm
This show has been using the doors on the 44th St. side, next to the main entrance so seems they would have walked in that way.
Beaches reviews#264
Posted: 5/17/26 at 5:41pm
Very lax stage door personnel. Throughout the decades I’ve visited actor friends backstage at their Broadway shows and I was always called up. Even at stage doors where they already knew me, they called up first then allowed me to go up to their dressing room. They didn’t just let me go up just because they knew I’m so-and-so’s friend. I’m also baffled no one in Vosk’s friend group noticed this rando walking up with them and walking into her dressing room as well. What was this? A group of 20 people? WTF.
Broadway Star Joined: 6/3/18
Beaches reviews#265
Posted: 5/17/26 at 11:00pm
DrMonicaDeMoneco said: "Luminaire2 said: "Related but unrelated.
Per Jessica’s TikTok… asuper fan got backstage and to her dressing room. This is crazy. Don’t do this.
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSxFu7V9A/"
She has super fans?
did this really happen…
"
This might be true considering Vosk said the Company tour was too cheap to afford her, so she’s clearly a name
Beaches reviews#266
Posted: 5/18/26 at 8:58am
I read a news article about this incident and maybe I am remembering the details wrong, but I thought I read that the group of people were visiting someone else and once the fan got backstage, they took off from the group and went looking for Jessica's dressing room. However, I'm not sure why no one in the group noticed a stranger walking in with them.
EDIT: Sorry, now I see where Jessica said they were in the group visiting her.
Beaches reviews#267
Posted: 5/18/26 at 12:20pm
spicemonkey said: "DrMonicaDeMoneco said: "Luminaire2 said: "Related but unrelated.
Per Jessica’s TikTok… asuper fan got backstage and to her dressing room. This is crazy. Don’t do this.
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSxFu7V9A/"
She has super fans?
did this really happen…
"
This might be true considering Vosk said the Company tour was too cheap to afford her, so she’s clearly a name"
The only universe where Jessica Vosk is a "name" is in her own delusions.
Beaches reviews#268
Posted: 5/18/26 at 12:42pm
JSquared2 said: "spicemonkey said: "DrMonicaDeMoneco said: "Luminaire2 said: "Related but unrelated.
Per Jessica’s TikTok… asuper fan got backstage and to her dressing room. This is crazy. Don’t do this.
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSxFu7V9A/"
She has super fans?
did this really happen…
"
This might be true considering Vosk said the Company tour was too cheap to afford her, so she’s clearly a name"
The only universe where Jessica Vosk is a "name" is in her own delusions.
"
Hahahahahahahha AGREED
Beaches reviews#269
Posted: 5/19/26 at 3:11pm
Show is closing this Sunday! 5/24.
the cast got told already
Beaches reviews#270
Posted: 5/19/26 at 3:24pm
Shame. It’s the third best musical to play that theater since 1988.
Beaches reviews#271
Posted: 5/19/26 at 3:38pm
Jordan Catalano said: "Shame. It’s the third best musical to play that theater since 1988."
LOL. Thank you for the laugh, I needed that today.
Beaches reviews#272
Posted: 5/19/26 at 4:10pm
went to the majestic wiki to see what had been there before phantom and i didn't realize Midler herself had had a residency there. seeing this poster again unlocked an ancient video store memory:
Almost fifty years later and she's back at the Majestic, kind of!
Beaches reviews#273
Posted: 5/19/26 at 4:19pm
MimiChika said: "Show is closing this Sunday! 5/24.
the cast got told already"
They’ll be able to have everyone move up to the center front orchestra for a nice intimate farewell performance:
Beaches reviews#274
Posted: 5/19/26 at 4:22pm
Should have closed this past Sunday. Now the cast has to show up on a holiday weekend when there's nobody in the audience.
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