Posted: 3/31/25 at 2:20pm
I would like to start a new thread about Broadway Flops that you love but everybody else hates. I'll start with Cry-Baby:
Let’s be honest: Cry-Baby never got a fair shot. Critics brushed it off like it was some throwaway Grease-lite cash grab, but this musical is way smarter—and way nastier—than most of the crowd-pleasers clogging up Broadway. It’s a razor-sharp middle finger to the sanitized, sock-hop version of the '50s that keeps getting dragged out of the nostalgia bin. Underneath all the pompadours and pastel poodle skirts, Cry-Baby is delightfully deranged. It’s not interested in being tasteful. It wants to be loud, chaotic, and just a little bit gross—and that’s exactly why it works.
The lyrics are where the real genius hides. They’re filthy, fast, and unapologetically absurd. “Girl, Can I Kiss You With Tongue?” is both a ridiculous title and a perfect mission statement for the show—it’s bold, it’s shameless, and it knows exactly what it's mocking. Every rhyme snaps like a switchblade, and there’s actual craft beneath the camp. Musically, it bounces between rockabilly, doo-wop, and old-school Broadway belting with whiplash energy, and somehow, it all holds together. The score is tighter than it has any right to be, the hooks are criminally catchy, and the whole thing barrels forward like it just broke out of juvie.
If Broadway had any guts, Cry-Baby would’ve had a longer run. Instead, it’s one of those cult treasures you find way too late—and wonder why nobody told you it was this much fun.