Saw this on the r/Broadway reddit from toreadorables and thought it was worth to share here.
“Oh, look! It’s two familiar voices with some frequently-asked questions.
HEY OFFICER LOCKSTOCK, WHEN IS BROADWAY RE-OPENING? Well there, Little Sally, Governor Cuomo has laws — harsh laws, too, but they’re meant to keep us safe! The short answer is, nobody knows. It won’t be April 12. Maybe June, or even later in the summer.
Broadway will be among the last “things” to come back. They’ll need to make sure the coast is clear before they let 1,500 people sit inches apart for 2.5 hours. Some people also won’t want to go into a crowded space, so Broadway’s grosses are going to be down when it returns (and thus, discount opportunities for those willing to take a risk).
And then there’s the possibility that Covid-19 could return next fall. There’s just so much we don’t know. Scary, right?!
EVERY SHOW IS GONNA COME BACK, RIGHT? Woah woah woah there, Little Sally. In addition to the plays that already announced cancellation or postponement, there will be others. Some new shows and some older shows; there will also be some that re-open but can’t sustain, and they’ll close soon after.
Remember: capitalism is the backbone of Broadway producing, and the economy will greatly hurt the risks that producers can take. Theatre is a luxury item, Little Sally, and the economy is so far down the UGC’s public toilet that Miss Pennywise can’t even reach it with a plunger. It’s going to take time to bounce back, and the next 5 years on Broadway will look much different than the past 5. The “Broadway boom” of has ended, for the foreseeable future.
WHAT ABOUT THE TONYS? WILL THEY JUST WAIT TIL 2021? Don’t bet on it! The Tonys are Broadway’s biggest night, and most importantly it’s a huge advertising tool. It’s within everyone’s best interest to hold the Tonys within 2-3 months of reopening, and to have a big, splashy show with stars on CBS celebrating the best of Broadway. And maybe the eligible crop of shows isn’t as robust as other years, but the Tonys will be a crucial part of the Broadway League’s attempt to return to normalcy.
WHAT ABOUT MY COUSIN IN ST. LOUIS? THEY GO TO TOURS AND LOCAL SHOWS — WHAT’S HAPPENING AROUND THE COUNTRY? Each state’s recovery will be different, but the touring market is going to look a lot different over the next 2 years. This will have big ripples. The majority of tours might not even resume til 2021. It’s far too early to tell.
And don’t forget about non-profit theatres, which all rely on donations! The mid-sized companies will be the hardest hit, and those are usually the ones doing the most interesting work.
I’M JUST A CHILD! WHO SHOULD I TURN TO IN THE NEWS? Excellent question, Little Sally! Dr. Anthony Fauci is one of the most important figures in the news right now: he‘s the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID), serving under 6 presidents from both parties since 1984. He’s closely advising President Cladwell. Find his most recent interviews on YouTube, and heed his warnings.
NY Governor Andrew Cuomo is also doing a fantastic job advocating for his state and being a beacon of hope in the epicenter of this pandemic. Just don’t listen to President Cladwell!
WHY CAN’T THEY JUST RELEASE THE LINCOLN CENTER ARCHIVAL RECORDINGS? That’s less likely than Broadway returning on April 12! The short answer is, it’s not going to happen because of all the unions, artists, and producers involved. Manage your expectations, and find other questions to ask.
HOW CAN I SUPPORT OUT-OF-WORK ARTISTS? I SHOULD JUST SEND THEM FANMAIL, RIGHT? No! You should donate to the Actors Fund! It’s not just for actors — it provides money and loans to people all across the entertainment industry, coast to cost. You can also find smaller, locally-based funds and GoFundMe’s to help artists.
Stay safe :)”
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