Posted: 5/12/22 at 12:19pm
So I saw Funny Girl last, completely oblivious to the show or movie beyond those two songs, and hoping beyond hope everyone was wrong about it…
Well, you were right. It’s a mess. So apologies in advance for my random venting. It was a tough night. At times I saw little sparks of genius amidst the muck, but then so many of those moments passed that I just got frustrated.
Did this thing need to be so long the curtain call didn’t start until 10:53PM? From the opening moments, staring at that ugly drop and mirrored proscenium, with the Lite Brite light show as the overture droned on with the tinny orchestra doing their best, I just knew it was going to be a long night.
That giant toilet paper roll column thing was an interesting idea, but when it was closed, I ended up staring at it instead of the action on the stage. It was just there, omnipresent. While I did appreciate the lights and set pieces they flew in for various scenes, some of it was quite nice, but when opened up and you looked down and saw a couple of tables, it only made it seem all the more depressing. Also, the damn thing was squeaking open and close during most of Act Two. The pointless stairs and side walls all in black just reminded me that the Roundabout Pal Joey did that whole thing better, and that’s not saying a lot.
Dancing was okay? Tap sequences were great, not just Jared but the Rat a Tat duo also. But the regular choreography just wasn’t that interesting overall. Of maybe all the dance sequences didn’t really do much to the actual story, or even have a reason to exist, so I just tuned them out.
Beanie was good at times, fine others, she was funny, she was cute, and she could move, but it never quite convincing. And it felt like she was playing the same age the entire time, so it was hard for me to tell if time had passed unless they specifically referred to it. Funnily enough, I thought she performed a lot of the songs fine, but in a tragic irony, not the main three we know and love. You could really tell she was trying on People and Parade, but I just wanted to scream at one point, “Let’s end this parade already so I go the toilet, were these songs always this long?!” It was never a “Wow!” It was a “Good for you!”
I was rooting for her, but at some point she could never really lift the material, because the material just isn’t there. The long slog to the end that they called a romance wasn’t helped with the black hole of chemistry between Ramin and Beanie. I couldn’t never figure out why they even cared about each other. (And again, the fact that Beanie couldn’t portray older didn’t help.)
Ramin sang lovely of course, but as others have said, he doesn’t really feel like a solid character. He comes in and out of her life, literally and figuratively, and there’s little there to see why they stick to each other as they do? Show us or tell us, but the book nor the direction does either, so Nick as a character just never feels grounded.
Also, a random point. Why was Beanie doing so much acting facing quarter to half upstage? I was house left on the aisle and I saw so much of the back of her head, it was really confusing. Her big moment with her mom towards the ends, Jane Lynch could’ve been talking to a body double, we’d never know.
Speaking of Jane Lynch, it felt at times she was in the wrong show, and she was miscast. But at some point I realized that she’s actually doing right by the show and elevating the material, and that like the sensational Jared Grimes, they were just in another production. A better one we should’ve been spending almost three hours watching.
"Hey little girls, look at all the men in shiny shirts and no wives!" - Jackie Hoffman, Xanadu, 19 Feb 2008