"And now, for those of you who missed it. The final scene of the musical version of "Anna Karenina". THE FASTEST CLOSING SHOW OF ALL TIME!!!!"
Anna comes out and starts to sing to the tune of "On the Atchison, Topeka and the Santa Fe"
Do you hear that train come round the bend?
It means the tale of Anna is about to end
As I throw myself to my new address
'Neath the Ashkebad, Tblisi, and Kiev Express."
I saw that in the theatre and never heard such an eruption of laughter in my life. I missed all of the first verse because of the laughs.
I ask in all honesty/What would life be?/Without a song and a dance, what are we?/So I say "Thank you for the music/For giving it to me."