Saw this a few days back. The worst thing a production can be is boring. The only thing worse than that is frustrating, and I was immensely frustrated by this production.
I like some other people were confused/intrigued of whether or not this would be a proper book musical based on the Aimee Man album (of which I had no familiarity with, I had scene the movie recently for this first time however) or a play featuring some of the songs, and it seems that the play doesn’t know either! What starts as a conventional book musical becomes a play that is routinely interrupted by songs, many of which are straight up bad and continually the show to a standstill. Everyone gets their solo momentum be dammned, and every song is a plaintive piano ballad. These are characters who frequently are raging against their circumstances and are certifiably “insane,” why is every song in sad indie girl mode? The show is also grossly under orchestrated so there is no diversity in what we are hearing, and the few songs that are jaunty (King Princess’ “I’m a Sociopath” and the doctor’s “fifteen minutes) are some of the worst songs I’ve seen onstage in recent memory.
The physical staging is incredibly dull, a beautiful evocative set is often used to just house characters sitting in semi-circle formation, and the choreography is laughably minimal and pointless - I cannot believe Tayeh was the one behind it.
The frustrating thing is that there are some really excellent performances attempting to hold this together. Canfield is a marvel, switching between her adult and child self seamlessly and her moments of dissociation and pure terror of her circumstance is heartbreaking (she also sounds eerily like Mann on the recording which I listened to after the show). The other young women in the fast are frequently lovely and touching as well. King Princess is directed (or not directed against) doing an Angelina Jolie impression for the first two thirds, incredibly distracting when everyone else is doing an original take compared to the iconic movie performances, but at the end of the show with a monologue and duet with Canfield she actually approaches transcendent. She has a real future in the theater with the right material and director.
There’s also some really moving passages where the songs stop and the play takes over - I wish this was perhaps more in the vein of a Peter and the Starcatcher, a play fueled by music and movement but that only scarcely breaks full out into song.
The more I think about this show the angrier I get so I’m going to stop with saying that I would be shocked beyond belief if this transfers uptown. It’s a failure on almost every level in my opinion.
Updated On: 5/29/26 at 07:57 AM