Immediately after a matinee performance of BOMBAY DREAMS, an elderly woman sitting a few rows ahead of me got up, turned around and in a loud voice addressed anyone who would listen:
"Well I just loved it! I loved it as much as MAMMA MIA. I loved it as much as THOROUGHLY MODERN MILLIE. I loved it as much as ASSASSINS"
That just killed me! Still laughing two years later.
On the subway a few years ago, a couple of women who had been to a matinee of THE PRODUCERS and dinner after. (This was about a month after Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick had completed their second run in the show.)
Woman 1: I liked it, but I didn't think Nathan Lane was as good as they say he is. He looked much taller than I thought he was.
Woman 2: I know. I liked it. I'm glad we saw them though. Why did you have profiteroles for dessert? You never have profiteroles.
Woman 1: I don't know, I just felt like it after that song in the show.
Woman 2: What song? I don't remember any songs about profiteroles.
Woman 1: That song. At the end. You know, in the jail? (singing) Profiteroles in love, profiteroles in love...
Woman 2: Oh, is that what they were singing? Why would they be singing about horny profiteroles? It makes no sense!
Woman 1: I don't know - the whole show was so silly, I just went with it.
I had to get off the train I was laughing so hard.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
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